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HILLSBORO, Ore. (AP) — When a petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel and sat down on her bed putting lotion on her legs she realized a man was staring at her from her closet, wearing a lacy negligee with fishnet stockings, a miniskirt, a sheer white blouse and a long brown wig.

She stared back, screamed twice and ran to another room and called police. The man fled the ground-floor apartment without saying a word.

She saw him again about a year later in a Washington County courtroom. He had an explanation, and the jury bought it.
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Last week he told the jury his story.

He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex where he had been invited for an intimate encounter with a woman he barely knew.

But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed he realized he was in the wrong apartment. He was as surprised as she was, he said.

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http://www.oregonlive.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-24/1207642746122460.xml&storylist=orlocal



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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 12:56:02 PM »
The hell????? Was he wearing her clothes or did he bring his own?? Yikes!!!
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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 01:08:20 PM »
The hell????? Was he wearing her clothes or did he bring his own?? Yikes!!!
Probably his own, it was supposed to be a first date after all.  :-)



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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 01:54:20 PM »
Well at least he didn't stretch out a pair of her hose. Those are expensive! :-)
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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 02:01:06 PM »
I heard this on the local news this morning. The suburbs get more like Portland every day.

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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 02:31:19 PM »
As long as he wasn't dressed up as a wolf, I guess it's not as unusual as it would have been yesterday.
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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 03:35:52 PM »

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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 03:44:42 PM »
Which came first: The methamphetamine usage or the cross-dressing?
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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 05:57:50 PM »
I wondered at the title, but then as I read it, I realized that it all happened a year ago, before the Mech Warriors razed Beaverton.

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Re: Man acquitted after improbable encounter (turmoil in Beaverton)
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 07:57:54 PM »
I wondered at the title, but then as I read it, I realized that it all happened a year ago, before the Mech Warriors razed Beaverton.

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musta been the biggest detachable shower head, ever. :uhsure: :-)