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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 08:50:58 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 08:47:21 AM
Reminds me of a joke my son tells me from cub scouts

you and your best friend are in the woods and a black bear come out and starts charging at you, what do you do?

Trip your friend and run like Hell?

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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2011, 08:55:04 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2011, 08:50:58 AM
Trip your friend and run like Hell?



 :lmao:  Yep. 
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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2011, 09:00:43 AM »
Nice to see the Scouts are still teaching truly useful survival skills!

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Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2011, 09:02:00 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2011, 09:00:43 AM
Nice to see the Scouts are still teaching truly useful survival skills!

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yeh his other one

you and a friend are forced into shark infested waters because your ship is sinking, what do you do?
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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2011, 09:09:59 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 15, 2011, 09:02:00 AM
yeh his other one

you and a friend are forced into shark infested waters because your ship is sinking, what do you do?

Easy.  Chum your buddy.
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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2011, 09:13:24 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 15, 2011, 09:09:59 AM

Easy.  Chum your buddy.

Yeh, slice his throat and swim fast  :lmao:

Oh how proud I was when he told me these jokes in front the churchfolk :)
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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2011, 09:14:38 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 13, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
The fact that citizens like Virginia mountainman are armed scare me.  Why even carry a firearm if all you're going to do at the first sign of danger is drop it and start running around hugging trees?  Jesus.

There's a lot of that type of mentality among the Carry permit holders in Minnesota. I've not gotten around to obtaining my Texas permit, but I do keep a gun with me in my truck pursuant to Texas laws. If someone has a gun and is going to hurt someone else or me, and I can make it to my weapon, they're going to die. Period.
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Re: So who do you shoot at?
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2011, 10:13:29 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 15, 2011, 08:50:58 AM
Trip your friend and run like Hell?



Works for Zombies too.
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