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Elderly Man Attacks Man with Pricing Gun at Wal-Mart


ROYAL PALM BEACH, FL (AP) -- An arrest report say a 70-year-old man attacked an 81-year-old man with a pricing gun inside a Wal-Mart.

The report says Dennis O'Brien and John Esposito began arguing Sunday and O'Brien swung at Esposito with the tool in his right hand.

Authorities say Esposito suffered a swollen left eye and cuts on his nose and mouth.

Esposito said both he and O'Brien worked at Wal-Mart. He would not discuss the nature of their argument.

The report says O'Brien told a sheriff's deputy he acted in self-defense, but security tape showed O'Brien raising his hand first, striking Esposito in the face and then pushing him to the ground.

Officials booked O'Brien into the Palm Beach County Jail on aggravated battery charges.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=106644&ref=rss

Those Walmart greeters are hard core!!!

Man, Florida is just the state that keeps on giving!  :lmao:

 
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 11:27:21 AM »

I've been tagged!!!
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 11:28:44 AM »
I wonder if he can afford the charges.  :-)
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 11:29:37 AM »
Gives whole new meaning to Walmart's ad campaign:
"Watch out for falling prices" :fuelfire:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 11:33:25 AM »

"I know what you're thinking, punk.  did I shoot 6 bullets, or only 5 . . . . "

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 11:56:33 AM »
Gives whole new meaning to Walmart's ad campaign:
"Watch out for falling prices" :fuelfire:
:rotf: :fuelfire:
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 12:06:35 PM »
Is a pricing gun part of the second amendment protections? Just wonderin' :evillaugh: :fuelfire:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 12:07:39 PM »
I found their pics here:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 12:08:16 PM »
I found their pics here:

 :-)

Hahahaha..I used to love the Muppet Show.

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 12:10:29 PM »


pricing guns don't price;  people price.

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 12:13:07 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 12:17:22 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)
Yes, and stay the H*ll away the next time the advertise "slashed prices".   :-)
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 12:19:20 PM »


pricing guns don't price;  people price.

 :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 12:19:21 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

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you're on sale!

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 12:21:04 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

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you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)
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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 12:22:38 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

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you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)
I hope they don't take INVENTORY of flaws. :uhsure:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 12:23:02 PM »
 :rotf:
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 12:27:33 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

*click*


you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)
I hope they don't take INVENTORY of flaws. :uhsure:
We might end up at the outlet mall in the 'factory seconds" shops.   :shucks:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 12:28:57 PM »
How awful, laughing at a man getting a malling.  You'll all pay the price for this levity.



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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 12:29:31 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

*click*


you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)
I hope they don't take INVENTORY of flaws. :uhsure:
We might end up at the outlet mall in the 'factory seconds" shops.   :shucks:
There is something highly IRREGULAR about those places. :uhsure:

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 12:33:40 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

*click*


you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)
I hope they don't take INVENTORY of flaws. :uhsure:
We might end up at the outlet mall in the 'factory seconds" shops.   :shucks:
There is something highly IRREGULAR about those places. :uhsure:
Yes, and the factory re-builts should be avoided at all costs.   :-)
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2008, 12:34:01 PM »
So I guess I shouldn't give them any attitude at the door if they ask for my reciept or they may "mark me down". :-)

*click*


you're on sale!
Some of us would be in the "scratch & dent" department.   :-)

the only thing dented about me is my personality.  no, wait, that's bent . . . never mind. :-)

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2008, 05:44:59 PM »
In other news, San Francisco moved to outlaw the use and ownership of all pricing guns except by city police.
This move was quickly protested by the NRA (the National Retailers Association) who claimed, "When Pricing Guns are outlawed, only outlaws will cut prices."

SF police got busy with legal price guns, tagging everything from tickets to the homeless, one of the latter was head to cry, "Don't tag me, bro!"

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Re: Elderly man attacks another elderly man with Walmart price gun
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 09:35:53 PM »
God, they are so cheap!  :lmao:
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