I'm a banker. I work with foreclosures. I get to kick deadbeats outa their homes.
The tears taste so sweet.
But yes its true, I do get a bonus every time an American freezes to death.
But just so ya know, Bush had nothing to do with this. OBAMA made it all possible!
and the best thing? My Americansicle bonus checks are tax-free! Thanks Obama, I'm 60% richer because of you!