You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.