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Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« on: February 09, 2011, 10:01:39 AM »
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-In one of strangest drug interdictions in penal history, Kentucky jailers last week discovered a small baggie of crack cocaine hidden in the foreskin of a man who was booked into a Louisville jail.

According to cops, Antoine Banks was collared last Wednesday on a drug charge following a traffic stop (the 25-year-old had a water bottle with liquid codeine and a marijuana roach that appeared to have been dipped in the codeine). When he was booked into jail, Banks was asked whether he had any weapons or contraband on him. He answered, “No.”

But during a “clothed pat down search,” corrections officers discovered that a “small baggie of suspected crack cocaine was tied to the front of the waistband” of Banks’s boxer shorts. That discovery prompted investigators to conduct a strip search to look for other contraband.

As described in a Louisville Metro Department of Corrections report, that hunt turned up “another small baggie” that was “found in the foreskin of the subjects penis.” That baggie, the size of which was not detailed, contained crack rocks. As a result, Banks was hit with two additional felony charges--cocaine trafficking and promoting contraband. ...
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 10:10:25 AM »
All I ever had in there was hair.....wonder if that's where Obama keeps his.......Oooops, Muslims don't have foreskins.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 10:17:21 AM »
Kinda wonderin' what sort of delightful odor that smegma makes as it burns.......

Never mind - I don't wanna know after all.  :p
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 09, 2011, 10:17:21 AM
Kinda wonderin' what sort of delightful odor that smegma makes as it burns.......

Never mind - I don't wanna know after all.  :p
I guess by the time you are hiding crack in your foreskin, you're past caring about the aroma. :puke:
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 10:24:26 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 09, 2011, 10:19:15 AM
I guess by the time you are hiding crack in your foreskin, you're past caring about the aroma. :puke:

I pity the poor bastard jailer who either had to go in after that stuff or otherwise "discovered" the stash.  :banghead:

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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 10:35:49 AM »
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Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread?   :lol: :lmao:
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 10:40:37 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 09, 2011, 10:35:49 AM
Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread?   :lol: :lmao:
It's as if any attempt at humour is shafted before the thread has got going.  :whistling:
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 10:43:22 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 09, 2011, 10:35:49 AM
Don't ya just hate it when all the bad puns are already taken by the time you get to a Bijou thread?   :lol: :lmao:

That will be a hard one to beat.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 10:49:49 AM »
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-In one of strangest drug interdictions in penal--and penile-- history,

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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 11:14:36 AM »
Do the jailers pull the foreskins back on a regular basis? :o

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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 11:20:19 AM »
Looks like that guy takes the cheese.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »
The inmate will probably get a slap on the bris.....




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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 11:50:53 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 09, 2011, 11:14:36 AM
Do the jailers pull the foreskins back on a regular basis? :o

I hear they bring in TSA agents for that job.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 11:53:11 AM »
Some stiff penalties will be levied on this perp, that's for sure. I wonder if his sentence will include getting a circumcision, since the absence of a foreskin might be all the titillation that he needs to keep on the straight and narrow.

I wonder if this guy's name is johnson.....
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 05:58:59 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 09, 2011, 11:53:11 AM
I wonder if this guy's name is johnson.....

don't know but I heard he was a cocky sob.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2011, 06:14:16 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 09, 2011, 05:58:59 PM
don't know but I heard he was a cocky sob.

I heard he could be a real prick at times.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2011, 06:27:00 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 09, 2011, 06:14:16 PM
I heard he could be a real prick at times.

yeh, a real ****ing dickhead
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2011, 06:36:05 PM »
I guess that the jailer found a rock in a hard place.....

On the serious side; I did a TAD (Temporary Assigned Duty) tour as an "Instructor" at a Correctional Custody Unit while at NAS North Island. We were required to perform strip searches of the inmates there. That was one job I always HATED. And, NO, we didn't have to touch those certain areas. The inmates did all of the work.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2011, 06:52:27 PM »
Dude obviously had rocks in his head.
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2011, 07:57:46 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: All the previous threads... :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: Jailers found baggie of cocaine hidden in suspect’s foreskin
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2011, 08:09:59 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on February 09, 2011, 06:52:27 PM
Dude obviously had rocks in his head.


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