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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 11:10:53 AM »
How about "Biggest Loser?"  Oh wait, I guess that one's already in use, too...
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 11:14:45 AM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »
How about "Smarmy Arrogance"?

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 11:19:36 AM »
"Count Up" with Keef UberDork, 'cause you're IQ can't get any lower!
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 11:19:44 AM »
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5. "Is Anybody Watching with Keith Olberman"
   
The double entendre of the fact that almost no one watches Current and that Olberman is a watchdog.
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 12:06:26 PM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 12:14:03 PM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 12:44:03 PM »
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monmouth  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-08-11 11:54 AM
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3. Keith Olbertmann with the Current News and Opinion.....n/t
That idiot can't even get his name right. 

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7. KOCNO? No, not catchy
 Keith Olbermann, Government, Elections, News, Television = KOGENT

When they have these little brainstorms trying to come up with such things, is when you really see their rapier wit. 

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 12:44:20 PM »
60 Minutes of Hate.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 12:54:17 PM »
Keef UberDork News Talk! Where we put the "smell" in news!
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 12:56:44 PM »
"The Unseen Footage of Keith Olbermann Show"
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 01:00:40 PM »
"Ted Baxter reborn starting Keef."

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 01:07:46 PM »
"Paid Programming"
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 01:53:04 PM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 02:16:36 PM »
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7. KOCNO?

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2011, 02:24:06 PM »
"Jerk-Off Festival?"
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2011, 02:27:07 PM »
The Best Damn Unwatched Show, Period
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2011, 03:14:53 PM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2011, 03:20:44 PM »
Dude, What Channel Am I On????
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2011, 03:26:39 PM »
"Courage", Keefer, "Courage"
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2011, 03:28:35 PM »
Keefer Madness.

Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2011, 03:45:55 PM »
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Re: Name that Show: What should Keith's new Current TV show be called?
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2011, 03:52:37 PM »
I don't think Keef would say "no" to the cock.

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