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Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« on: February 08, 2011, 10:21:28 AM »
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northoftheborder   (820 posts)           Tue Feb-08-11 11:07 AM
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Keith supposed to announce this hour. Any news?
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1. Al Gore just tweeted about it...
   
"Welcome to Current RT @KeithOlbermann Greetings from Keith Olbermann, Chief News Officer of Current Media! And awayyyyyy we go!"

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3. KO just tweeted about it,too
   
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Greetings from Keith Olbermann, Chief News Officer of Current Media! And awayyyyyy we go! #FOK 11 minutes ago via Twittelator

OMG !! 11 !! one-eleventy, this is series. Think of the powerhouse that these two together will become.  They will be a devastating force for the left.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 10:26:25 AM »
Rush is going to have a field day with this one.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 10:27:08 AM »
Current TC still exists?

Last time I looked it was nothing but a bunch of kids posting their videos.  :lmao:
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 10:37:42 AM »
They're so cute over there, employing that "whoo hoo" icon.  Apparently, Keef will have an equity stake in Current.com.  He'll make a fortune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 10:49:52 AM »
Current TV?

Doesn't that channel that shows a fireplace all the time get higher ratings than them?
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 11:07:35 AM »
I thought Current was the gay network. Oh, wait...it is....just not that kind of gay.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 11:13:55 AM »
From another thread on this topic.

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I suspect and also hope heads will explode at the major media
   
outlets when Keith starts his gig at Current. This low on the rung outlet could hit the charts big time with Keith. He has a huge following and I for one will not miss it. I would love, love I tell ya, to see MSNBC, Faux and CNN be outnumbered by Keith in his time slot. I'm hoping for two shows or one and with a repeat. Go Current!!
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 11:17:29 AM »
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monmouth   (1000+ posts)             Tue Feb-08-11 12:11 PM
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I suspect and also hope heads will explode at the major media
   
outlets when Keith starts his gig at Current. This low on the rung outlet could hit the charts big time with Keith. He has a huge following and I for one will not miss it. I would love, love I tell ya, to see MSNBC, Faux and CNN be outnumbered by Keith in his time slot. I'm hoping for two shows or one and with a repeat. Go Current!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Now that's funny, right there! UberDork was last in line before! Now he's headed to obscurity! One more year and he will dissolve completely!
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 11:21:29 AM »
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I suspect and also hope heads will explode at the major media
   
outlets when Keith starts his gig at Current. This low on the rung outlet could hit the charts big time with Keith. He has a huge following and I for one will not miss it. I would love, love I tell ya, to see MSNBC, Faux and CNN be outnumbered by Keith in his time slot.

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: 

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Keep dreaming DUmmies.  A test pattern will get better ratings than Keef's show on CurrentTV.  Most people don't get it or can't find the damn channel.
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 11:29:28 AM »
Keith who?

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 11:33:51 AM »
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Most people don't get it or can't find the damn channel.
The vast, vast majority either haven't heard of it, or if they have, won't even try to find it. The tiny clique of moonbats who watch PMSNBC is an enormous audience compared to Algore's money pit.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 11:33:58 AM »
Oh my, how embarrassing!
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 11:52:48 AM »
Keef :loser: gets to be a big turd in a small bowl, which is important to him. At MSNBC his status as bull goose and godfather for the lesser talents was a big ego-stroke.

It's worth looking at the fact that Keef :loser: moved from one Comcast holding (MSNBC) to another (Comcast owns 10% of Current TV).
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 11:55:56 AM »
Keef :loser: gets to be a big turd in a small bowl, which is important to him. At MSNBC his status as bull goose and godfather for the lesser talents was a big ego-stroke.

It's worth looking at the fact that Keef :loser: moved from one Comcast holding (MSNBC) to another (Comcast owns 10% of Current TV).

Which begs the question, which is better, a small turd in a big bowl? or a big turd in a small bowl?  :???:
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 12:02:43 PM »
The vast, vast majority either haven't heard of it, or if they have, won't even try to find it. The tiny clique of moonbats who watch PMSNBC is an enormous audience compared to Algore's money pit.

"Current" is not even available on my (Comcast) cable system, or in my satellite package, and there is some pretty obscure stuff in that. The press release stated that "Current" is only available to 75 million TV households, which is only about 2/3rds of the total US.

Unless a "network" is broadcast  over-the-air (falls under the "Must Carry" FCC regulations), below a certain level of viewership, the network has to actually PAY the cable or satellite carrier to put them on......and those fees are quite heavy, particularly in the top thirty Nielsen markets.  

I doubt that KO will even move the needle for Current......his ratings at MSNBC ran consistently under a million per night.......on Current he'll be lucky if he can hit 100k......the threshold for the TV ratings system STARTS at 300k.  A shows Nielsen numbers (or lack thereof) drives the "rate card", which is the price the network can charge for advertising on the show.  A "One-share" which was KO's average numbers at MSNBC mean that a 30 second spot will sell for around a grand apiece.......  A "point 3" share which represents about the max that KO can generate on "Current" will mean a price of about $100 for the same 30-second spot.......meaning his advertisers (if there are any) will likely be your local "Gutter Helmet" company.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 12:05:59 PM »
It's worth looking at the fact that Keef :loser: moved from one Comcast holding (MSNBC) to another (Comcast owns 10% of Current TV).

Yes, this is interesting.  H5 for the tip.
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 12:06:04 PM »
The last time I saw Current was on Time-Warner in North Carolina (Raleigh), but that was many years ago. They could have dropped it by now.
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2011, 12:19:57 PM »
The last time I saw Current was on Time-Warner in North Carolina (Raleigh), but that was many years ago. They could have dropped it by now.

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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2011, 12:21:09 PM »
I did the same with MSNBC :rofl:
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2011, 12:32:46 PM »
Which begs the question, which is better, a small turd in a big bowl? or a big turd in a small bowl?  :???:

Depends on how many times you have to go at it with a coat hangar before it flushes.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2011, 12:33:50 PM »
Can Current afford Keef's $7 million salary?
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2011, 12:45:22 PM »
Can Current afford Keef's $7 million salary?

Sure they can! Al, "it will never snow again", Gore, will just sell some more "carbon" credits to his rich followers in HollyWierd!
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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2011, 12:59:07 PM »
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4. A Message from Keith Olbermann
   
Edited on Tue Feb-08-11 02:00 PM by deminks
Nothing is more vital to a free America than a free media, and nothing is more vital to my concept of a free media than news produced independently of corporate interference. In Current Media, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt have created the model truth-seeking entity. The opportunity to partner with Al, Joel and Mark Rosenthal makes this the most exciting venture in my career.
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No corporate influence means no need to worry about ratings.  Something tells me that local access channels on basic cable will draw higher ratings than Queef.  Think Wayne's World for public access TV.

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2011, 01:01:49 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x373946

No corporate influence means no need to worry about ratings.  Something tells me that local access channels on basic cable will draw higher ratings than Queef.  Think Wayne's World for public access TV.

Think "Air America", with video..........

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Re: Queef Olberdork slides farther into irrelevance
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2011, 01:02:22 PM »
Can Current afford Keef's $7 million salary?

He was making $7 mil a year?  With those miserable ratings?  I wonder what Fox pays O'Reilly/Hannity and the scientologist?
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