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Offline franksolich

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whither the gigantic primitive?
« on: February 07, 2011, 09:07:39 PM »
I recall this goal stated by the gigantic primitive on January 7, 2011:

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I hope to be below 330 by the end of this month. It shouldn't be too hard to get there.

http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&sid=5418f944a0dd5ce947b6823cb59023a0&start=750

Well, it's been seven days since the end of the month (January), and exactly a month since the gigantic primitive promised us he'd be employable.

One wonders if the gigantic primitive did in fact get down below a sixth of a ton.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 09:14:31 PM »
He's trying to keep as low a profile as his enormous volume will permit. Seems he's been the victim of cyberbullies.
But surely no one believes the leviathan has wasted away to a sub-400 lb. waif. He has an eating disorder. If he sees it, he eats it.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 09:43:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 07, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
He has an eating disorder. If he sees it, he eats it.

That would indicate to me that his eating ability is in perfect order - running like a finely tuned sportscar..  A sportscar without a functional braking system.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 09:47:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 07, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
He's trying to keep as low a profile as his enormous volume will permit. Seems he's been the victim of cyberbullies.

But surely no one believes the leviathan has wasted away to a sub-400 lb. waif. He has an eating disorder. If he sees it, he eats it.

Well, because the gigantic primitive hasn't been bragging about it, I'm starting to suspect he's still above the one-sixth-of-a-ton landmark.

As for this "cyberbullies" crap, the gigantic primitive misses the main point.

There's lots and lots of fat primitives on Skins's island, and some overweight people on this McDougall site.

Whose existence is benignly ignored by the DUmpster.

The gigantic primitive is an exception, because remember, he blamed George Bush and the Republicans for his being 519 pounds at one time.  He politicized his fatness; made it into a political issue.

If the gigantic primitive hadn't done that, he'd be benignly ignored by the DUmpster.

But no, he did do that, and deserves all the pillorying he gets.

In one of his last comments on Skins's island, the gigantic primitive said he didn't want to give the DUmpster "any more ammo," which suggests he has some more ammunition stashed somewhere.  We're coming into the "slow" part of the year for the DUmpster, and so as to keep things going, it'd be nice to have some fireworks.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 10:32:39 PM »
Quote from: miskie on February 07, 2011, 09:43:43 PM
That would indicate to me that his eating ability is in perfect order - running like a finely tuned sportscar..  A sportscar without a functional braking system.
And an overfunctioning exhaust system probably.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 10:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on February 07, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
And an overfunctioning exhaust system probably.

That's debatable , since most DUmmies are full of shit.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2011, 10:39:29 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 07, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
That's debatable , since most DUmmies are full of shit.
Actually I was thinking along the line of nauseous gas emissions.  My hound is laying at my feet tooting up a storm.  So, apologies for the confusion.
And, outside of the moles and those posters who have diarrhea of the mouth like bobo, all DUmmies are full of shit.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2011, 10:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on February 07, 2011, 10:39:29 PM
Actually I was thinking along the line of nauseous gas emissions.  My hound is laying at my feet tooting up a storm.  So, apologies for the confusion.
And, outside of the moles and those posters who have diarrhea of the mouth like bobo, all DUmmies are full of shit.

Sure, blame it on the dog.  :whistling:  Seriously dogs can be nasty that way.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 05:32:37 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 07, 2011, 10:41:21 PM
Sure, blame it on the dog.  :whistling:  Seriously dogs can be nasty that way.

True story --

I was sitting on the couch with my dog, and my youngest, who was a baby at the time. Anyway, the baby did something in his diaper so foul, so evil, that it made the dog leave. Her ears went back, she wrinkled her nose in disgust and trotted off. 
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 09:54:59 AM »
Quote from: miskie on February 08, 2011, 05:32:37 AM
True story --

I was sitting on the couch with my dog, and my youngest, who was a baby at the time. Anyway, the baby did something in his diaper so foul, so evil, that it made the dog leave. Her ears went back, she wrinkled her nose in disgust and trotted off. 

I tried to get the Vast Military Industrial Complex to adopt my latest granddaughters diapers into bio warfare when she was about a year old, but they turned me down flat! They insist it would break some treaty we signed with the Ruskys, or some shit! ( pun intended! )
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 09:58:56 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 07, 2011, 10:41:21 PM
Sure, blame it on the dog.  :whistling:  Seriously dogs can be nasty that way.
Once, I blamed it on my then 2-year old nephew.  We were in an elevator. O-) :-)
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 01:54:27 PM »
He's just too big for the innerwebs.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 02:09:15 PM »
Awwwww, I hope he's doing good. BTW, has anyone been watching the show Heavy on A&E? the transformations have been amazing.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 02:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 08, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Awwwww, I hope he's doing good. BTW, has anyone been watching the show Heavy on A&E? the transformations have been amazing.

I saw that there was a show called "Heavy" on A&E.  It just doesn't interest me.  Same thing with "Biggest Loser".  I don't get the appeal.  It doesn't mean it is a bad genre, it just isn't my cup of tea.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 03:19:15 PM »
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I hope to be below 330 by the end of this month. It shouldn't be too hard to get there.

I'll bet Jeanette will be happy. :naughty:
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 03:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on February 08, 2011, 03:19:15 PM
I'll bet Jeanette will be happy. :naughty:

I'll bet Jeanette would be happier if the gigantic primitive came home one day and announced he has a job.

One recalls the time the gigantic primitive commented how difficult commuting on public transport was for Jeanette, to get to her job, and that the gigantic primitive wished he had an automobile.

To drive her back-and-forth from work.

Not a word about the gigantic primitive using the car to drive himself to and from his job.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 05:48:29 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 08, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Awwwww, I hope he's doing good. BTW, has anyone been watching the show Heavy on A&E? the transformations have been amazing.

I watch it occasionally, but The Biggest Loser keeps me more entertained.  I like Bob & Jillian and the two new trainers.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2011, 10:34:19 AM »
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but The Biggest Loser keeps me more entertained.  I like Bob & Jillian and the two new trainers.

I refuse to watch it. Jillian is a complete beeatch.
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2011, 10:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 09, 2011, 10:34:19 AM
I refuse to watch it. Jillian is a complete beeatch.

As she should be.  The contestants on that show have been enabled and everyone else more than likely sugar coated things.  I'd love a trainer like Jillian.  You bet I would hate her, but if she could give me the results I want - more power to her.  :)

I have her game on Wii... and I hate her because even her virtual self yells at you, but it's still a good workout.  lol
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Re: whither the gigantic primitive?
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2011, 10:56:59 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 09, 2011, 10:39:52 AM
As she should be.  The contestants on that show have been enabled and everyone else more than likely sugar coated things.  I'd love a trainer like Jillian.  You bet I would hate her, but if she could give me the results I want - more power to her.  :)

I have her game on Wii... and I hate her because even her virtual self yells at you, but it's still a good workout.  lol

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