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P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« on: February 07, 2011, 05:31:52 PM »
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Someone at the Conservative Cave recently described the writing style of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT as "contrived edge." A perfect description. And why does Pitt have a contrived edge? Because, lacking a REAL life, he has no edge. Just as a farm raised shrimp has no fear of predators or experiences the normal hazardous problems of living in the open sea, Pitt has gone through life without really knowing what the hell is going on in the real world. And this results in the farm raised shrimp slamming our greatest President in over a hundred years, Ronald Reagan.

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Note the difference in backgrounds. Ronald Reagan came from a poor family and had to work his way up while the farm raised shrimp had it all handed to him on his legal beagle family's silver platter. What were the accomplishments of Ronald Reagan? Many, including saving many lives as a lifeguard while still a teenager, becoming a major sportscaster in the Midwest, breaking into Hollywood stardom, serving as a union leader, host of a major TV show, serving two successful terms as California governor, a radio commentator, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, the man who restored confidence to America, and, oh yeah, and the one who effectively ended the long Cold War with the defeat of the Evil Empire.

And what did the farm raised shrimp accomplish in life? Well, he was a gofer in his family's law firm but that didn't work out, worked briefly as a teacher which resulted in events better not spoken about, and became a best selling New York Times author in his own mind via vanity press books that never rose above 200,000 in Amazon books. Add to that the farm raised shrimp has a long history of posting violent fantasies on the web which this past year led to his temporary expulsion from DUmmieland. Of course, the most notable "accomplishment" of the farm raised shrimp was perpetrating the journalistic fraud that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006. When this fraud was quickly exposed, the farm raised shrimp didn't even own up to the obvious and instead insisted that we needed to wait just 24 business hours for him to be proven right. In fact, the farm raised shrimp is notable for being completely unable to face the consequences of his own actions.
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Re: P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 05:47:41 PM »
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Re: P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 05:52:06 PM »
IIRC, contrived edge was NHSparky's line...

--Indeed it was, in this thread.. 

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Re: P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 05:54:27 PM »
IIRC, contrived edge was NHSparky's line...

--Indeed it was, in this thread.. 

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I wondered who was author of that most-perceptive remark.

It doesn't surprise me it was NHSparky.

Good work; admirable.
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Re: P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 06:08:53 PM »
I find Pj's consideration of 'contrived edge' interesting - when I read the original post, I took it to mean full of false bravado - where The Bostonian Drunkard was verbally inflating himself to look 'badass' by threatening to 'personally hose down' the grave of someone because of a fairly inconsequential phrase. There are also other parts of Pitt's writing style that are just beyond ridiculous.  

Especially. When. He. Does. This.

Sir William The Pittiful's words are no so important, each one doesn't a sentence make.

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Re: P-J Comix compares Ronald Reagan, the Bostonian Drunkard
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 06:46:26 PM »
IIRC, contrived edge was NHSparky's line...

--Indeed it was, in this thread..  

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Very cool! I was wondering who came up with that phrase :cheersmate: NH!
« Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 06:51:02 PM by Ballygrl »
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