I find Pj's consideration of 'contrived edge' interesting - when I read the original post, I took it to mean full of false bravado - where The Bostonian Drunkard was verbally inflating himself to look 'badass' by threatening to 'personally hose down' the grave of someone because of a fairly inconsequential phrase. There are also other parts of Pitt's writing style that are just beyond ridiculous.
Especially. When. He. Does. This.
Sir William The Pittiful's words are no so important, each one doesn't a sentence make.