WTH is an average Murican? Is that DUmmie speak or something? Should i ask Bobo to interpret it for me on her Iphone?
Naw! I can do that for ya! According to the VRWC field guide..........
Murican: the average un_American, bottom tier basement dweller, sittin' in momma's house pickin' his/her nose and smearin' the boogers on the underside of momma's chair, or the back side of momma's computer monitor. They are also known to smell their own farts and pat themselves on the back according to how much they smell like patchouli oil. This rarely happens however, as most of the time they smell just like their breath. This has been described by passers by as two week old, moldy, cat shit.
It should be advised if one encounters such a beast, it should be reported immediately to the VRWC Haz Mat crew. Failure to do so could result in quarantine of the individual who first came into contact with the hazard.
Hope this clears it up for y'all. Al.R.Us out!