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Offline yesyesyesno

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Introducing my ass
« on: January 29, 2011, 02:36:29 PM »
Hello forum member! I have woke up to a world that condemns Christianity and conservatism and cannot stand idly by and watch American values circle the drain. Jackboot socialism!

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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2011, 02:42:33 PM »
That poor washing machine.

Welcome. :)
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2011, 02:45:29 PM »
:rofl:

Welcome to CC.  I am Jessica.  See you around the boards.  :)
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2011, 02:50:08 PM »
 :cheersmate: Howdy! :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 03:03:11 PM »
Welcome to the Cave!!

If I may ask, how did you come to find us??
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »
Welcome.  What kind of beer do you drink?
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2011, 03:10:33 PM »
Welcome!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2011, 03:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 29, 2011, 03:03:11 PM
Welcome to the Cave!!

If I may ask, how did you come to find us??

I wish I could remember! I was reading an article about limbaugh mocking the chinese president and how chinese democrats want an apology and stumble on the forum.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2011, 03:20:04 PM »
Thanks for the warm welcome. The weather is great here in Texas and we're going to the park.
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"I matter and I do make a difference and no government gives me that right. That's God's Law. I also have natural rights which you seem to believe I cannot have without a government. You are wrong on so many levels because you are going by laws of man. Many have stood up for themselves when tyrants impose their will!" -Me

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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2011, 03:23:48 PM »
Welcome to the cave. Have a great time  :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2011, 03:27:41 PM »
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2011, 04:00:05 PM »
Welcome aboard!
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2011, 04:37:42 PM »
Quote from: yesyesyesno on January 29, 2011, 03:20:04 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome. The weather is great here in Texas and we're going to the park.

Welcome!  And yes indeed, for the moment the weather is good in Texas.  Enjoy it while it lasts.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2011, 04:51:00 PM »
Quote from: yesyesyesno on January 29, 2011, 02:36:29 PM
Hello forum member! I have woke up to a world that condemns Christianity and conservatism and cannot stand idly by and watch American values circle the drain. Jackboot socialism

Welcome Patriot, good to have you here!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2011, 05:40:33 PM »
Welcome!
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2011, 05:43:48 PM »
Kinda thought there'd be a pic of some overweight guy workin' on a toilet or somethin'. You know, plumber's ass. Was gonna check and see if it was me.

Oh, welcome YYYN. See ya on the boards when you get back.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2011, 05:45:33 PM »
Howdy and welcome to CC!!!!
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2011, 06:48:02 PM »
Welcome to our humble abode. Make sure to read the rules, and just have fun!

You may call me Rev. Lots to do around here, so just dive right in. :)
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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2011, 06:51:51 PM »
Again thank you for the warm welcome and very glad to be here.  To NHSparky, I drink bud light but when horny I have Coors light. My favorite tobbacy is Grizzy straight but when I feel spunky I switch to Griz Green.
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« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2011, 06:57:58 PM »
Never could stand chewin' tobbaca'. Just the taste, and texture. Much prefer my smokes.
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

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If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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Offline yesyesyesno

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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2011, 07:06:37 PM »
Do we have obama's birth certificate on here yet? Maybe a thread about it or should I start one and post it?
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"I matter and I do make a difference and no government gives me that right. That's God's Law. I also have natural rights which you seem to believe I cannot have without a government. You are wrong on so many levels because you are going by laws of man. Many have stood up for themselves when tyrants impose their will!" -Me

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« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2011, 07:09:10 PM »
Y'know, I think there was that faux certificate posted here some time ago. The one freshly printed that looks like it could have been done via Photoshop, or Perfect Works for Kids, but no. The real one from Kenya has never been posted here to my knowledge.
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
soon as you find your manhood all else falls into place.

Quote from: Greg Gutfeld
If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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I don't know if sand glows in the dark, but we're gonna find out.

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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2011, 07:09:14 PM »
There was a thread last week about the HI governor and some talk show host.  It's either in Politics or General Discussion.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54606.0.html
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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2011, 07:41:32 PM »
Thanks Chris, I'll start a thread.
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"I matter and I do make a difference and no government gives me that right. That's God's Law. I also have natural rights which you seem to believe I cannot have without a government. You are wrong on so many levels because you are going by laws of man. Many have stood up for themselves when tyrants impose their will!" -Me

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Re: Introducing my ass
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2011, 03:05:24 PM »
Welcome!!
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