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Offline Chris_

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Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« on: January 28, 2011, 04:10:41 PM »
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Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks

The man accused of assaulting women in a West Seattle park intentionally grabbed women from behind and planted his face in their buttocks, according to police.

In one of the incidents, the victim told police the suspect apologized and said the fall was accidental. She wasn't convinced.

After his arrest, court documents show Starkenburg also claimed he slipped and fell in a December case.
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 04:32:11 PM »
His story smells.

In fact, it positively stinks.
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 04:35:02 PM »


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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 09:36:04 PM »
Are you saying this mans slip and falls ain't what they crack up to be...



Oh never mind.
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 10:12:04 PM »
Ewwwww!
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 07:23:35 AM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on January 28, 2011, 09:36:04 PM
Are you saying this mans slip and falls ain't what they crack up to be...



Oh never mind.

 :lmao: :lmao:   Dad took my 3 year old son to the zoo in Hawaii and came home all upset.   Told us he had almost been arrested because of my baby boy.
 Seems as they were leaving a very very large woman wearing shorts  got in front of them.  The woman for some reason stopped short and darn if my boy for what ever was going on in his little head poked her in the huge butt .Not just in the butt but in the crack that was wiggling and quivering in his face.

That woman leaped in the air spun around and came eye to eye with my father trying to controll his grandson. Dad hot footed it to the car and came home all shook up.  We asked the boy why he had poked the woman and all he said was one word---Hippo---
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2011, 08:06:06 AM »
step on a crack and break yo momma's back
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2011, 10:24:07 AM »
Either he was practicing his raspberries or she farted. One or the other.
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Re: Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2011, 10:27:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 10:24:07 AM
Either he was practicing his raspberries or she farted. One or the other.

ewwwwwwwwww a wet one :hyper:
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