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Offline Chris_

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Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« on: January 28, 2011, 08:25:08 AM »
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Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl

John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, said he currently employs 50 dancers but needs as many as 70 more, according to TMZ. 

In fact, Walsh said, DFW's 60 or so adult establishments are short a total of 10,000 exotic dancers.

Arlington city officials said they expect to host 300,000 visitors during Super Bowl weekend, which puts the tourist-to-stripper ratio at about a hearty 30:1.
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 08:37:23 AM »
Keep it classy, John-boy ::)
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 08:45:51 AM »
The Mexican tidal wave to the cantinas de tetas has already put a strain on the ratio.
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 08:49:45 AM »
10,000 dancers...60 clubs = 166 dancers per club.....where you gonna put the customers.
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 10:51:31 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2011, 08:49:45 AM
10,000 dancers...60 clubs = 166 dancers per club.....where you gonna put the customers.

Ever heard of a "lap dance"?  :-)
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 10:59:45 AM »
I'm sure someone already has the beer concession for the game... but has the antibiotics concession for the week after?
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 09:39:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2011, 08:49:45 AM
10,000 dancers...60 clubs = 166 dancers per club.....where you gonna put the customers.

Your math is fuzzy, they have to cover at least three shifts. 166/3 = 55.3
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2011, 09:43:50 PM »
I was listening to Mark Steyn today and we might be able to ameliorate the problem by switching to the metric system as a bevy of prostitutes in Europe, under the metric system,  is 6 while in America it is only 4.

It seems only too obvious that Dallas needs to be flooded with a metric bevy of strippers.

I'm sure that tense isn't working for me tonight, probably the metric system messing with my cognitive ability.
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Re: Dallas-Fort Worth Needs 10,000 More Strippers for Super Bowl
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2011, 09:46:22 PM »
Good thing I'm no longer in DFW. Well, that, and the fact that people would pay me to keep my clothes ON.  :hyper:
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