Mountain Hare and Ptarmigan Puzzle

[Ptarmigan]

Here is a puzzle. Once it is done, it reveals a mountain hare and ptarmigan. The mountain hare is pursuing the ptarmigan and is concealing a pistol to kill the ptarmigan. One of the many tactics used in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.

http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/A7135D7AC02

[Chris_]

-1 for you.

Weirdo.

[Ptarmigan]

-1 for you.

Weirdo.

The puzzle reveals the truth about bunnies. They are murderers and warmongers.

http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic44-2-106.pdf

Read the last part of the first and first part of second page. Ptarmigans face competition from bunnies. This leads to war.

[Chris_]

-1 for you.

Weirdo.

The puzzle reveals the truth about bunnies. They are murderers and warmongers.

http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic44-2-106.pdf

Read the last part of the first and first part of second page. Ptarmigans face competition from bunnies. This leads to war.

Give me another hour. 

-2.  Weirdo.

[Freeper]

-1 for you.

Weirdo.

The puzzle reveals the truth about bunnies. They are murderers and warmongers.

http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic44-2-106.pdf

Read the last part of the first and first part of second page. Ptarmigans face competition from bunnies. This leads to war.

Give me another hour. 

-2.  Weirdo.

 

[mamacags]

It is my contention that not only are bunnies evil but also robins.  Notice how they flee every fall to escape the dangers of winter while leaving us here to be their slaves?  We have to spend hours and hours cleaning their habitats to make them safe.  We hang up shrines dedicated to them and fill them with vegetation as a sacrifice!  They are cruel and heartless bastards!!!!!

[Ptarmigan]

I have more minus than pluses. Must be a Vast Bunny Conspiracy!

[Duke Nukum]

Okay, I see the mountain hare but I do not see the pistol or the ptarmigan.  Wait, I see the ptarmy now.  Just not the pistol.

You have the right to bare arms but you don't have the right to arm hares.

[Ptarmigan]

Okay, I see the mountain hare but I do not see the pistol or the ptarmigan.  Wait, I see the ptarmy now.  Just not the pistol.

You have the right to bare arms but you don't have the right to arm hares.

The pistol is hidden by the bunny. He doesn't want humans to know about the war. That is why I am here to expose bunnies for what they are.

[Chris_]

I have more minus than pluses. Must be a Vast Bunny Conspiracy!

Yes.  It is.   

-3

[Ptarmigan]

Yes.  It is.  

-3

Getting bitch slapped too many times.

[Duke Nukum]

It is my contention that not only are bunnies evil but also robins.  Notice how they flee every fall to escape the dangers of winter while leaving us here to be their slaves?  We have to spend hours and hours cleaning their habitats to make them safe.  We hang up shrines dedicated to them and fill them with vegetation as a sacrifice!  They are cruel and heartless bastards!!!!!

I spread some some grass seed when we had some rain on Sunday and the next day the robins were feasting.

This afternoon it was raining heavier so I decided to spread the rest of the seed and when I came back for the shady seed, I saw two robins eating the sunny seed I just spread.  One said to the other, "Man, I just love coming to this restaurant!  Great seed and worms!"