Salinen, and all DUmmies, here's a way to spend a non-harmful evening.
Go soak in a hottub of vomit. Crawl out, rinse off with the piss of a thousand infected donkeys, then climb back in. Feast on vulture leavings and have a Cal Pig poetry reading session. Then, go **** yourselves, or a goat. Good luck discerning the difference.