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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2011, 08:07:17 PM »
People in Maine are so dumb:

--They trip over the cord of their cell phone.
--They thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
--You got sent out for a 10-lb water hammer.  AND CAME BACK WITH ONE.
--If they put the average Mainer's brain on the edge of a razor blade, it'd look like a BB on a six-lane highway.
--They think a good job is putting the M&M's in alphabetical order.
--They get fired for throwing out the "W"s.


Is this something you have witnessed?? or hearsay??? :therock:
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 09:43:30 PM »
Listen you, Mr Sparkles, I never claimed to be a rocket scientist........ :tongue:

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« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2011, 12:12:04 AM »
Listen you, Mr Sparkles, I never claimed to be a rocket scientist........ :tongue:
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« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2011, 05:44:16 AM »

Is this something you have witnessed?? or hearsay??? :therock:

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2011, 07:03:58 AM »
Witnessed.  EVERY.  SINGLE.  DAY.

Really, so you can live your whole life without crossing into Maine, so that means you must work with Mainers.

Does this mean your boss is from Maine and you resent having to work for someone less intelligent then you ???

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« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2011, 10:27:40 AM »
Really, so you can live your whole life without crossing into Maine, so that means you must work with Mainers.

Does this mean your boss is from Maine and you resent having to work for someone less intelligent then you ???

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« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2011, 11:50:56 AM »
Really, so you can live your whole life without crossing into Maine, so that means you must work with Mainers.

Does this mean your boss is from Maine and you resent having to work for someone less intelligent then you ???

RIF, vesta.  You know, reading--when you put words together to communicate thoughts.  Oh wait, gotta get simpler.  You know, WORDS, those things...aw, **** it.

Did I say I've never been to Maine?  Quite the contrary.  I've made no such claim.  However, I am rather reluctant to go there unless there's something there I can get nowhere else in a convenient manner, such as going to Cabela's.

However, the intelligence of the average slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, booger-eating, banjo-picking, foot-shuffling, Allen's Coffee Brandy-soaked denizens makes my haste back across the border to my humble abode that much faster.

Unfortunately, as they have not yet mined all the roads leading into New Hampshire, I must then contend with their 40-mph driving, no turn-signaling, double-lane hogging antics anywhere within five miles of any New Hampshire Walmart, Market Basket, or Dollar Tree, particularly on the first weekend of the month after said gene pool floaters have had their EBT cards reloaded, and then I have to listen to them bitch about how little they get as they haul themselves and their six fatass kids into their dualie trucks or Voyager minivans to commiserate with each other in anticipation of a visit from the local gendarmes on their side of the border for their latest domestic violence episode, whereupon the wife will tearfully tell cousin Bob the cop, "Don't take him, I can't afford the $50 bail, and he's got all the oxycontin!"

Now tell me I haven't been to Maine.
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2011, 12:09:23 PM »
RIF, vesta.  You know, reading--when you put words together to communicate thoughts.  Oh wait, gotta get simpler.  You know, WORDS, those things...aw, **** it.

Did I say I've never been to Maine?  Quite the contrary.  I've made no such claim.  However, I am rather reluctant to go there unless there's something there I can get nowhere else in a convenient manner, such as going to Cabela's.

However, the intelligence of the average slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, booger-eating, banjo-picking, foot-shuffling, Allen's Coffee Brandy-soaked denizens makes my haste back across the border to my humble abode that much faster.

Unfortunately, as they have not yet mined all the roads leading into New Hampshire, I must then contend with their 40-mph driving, no turn-signaling, double-lane hogging antics anywhere within five miles of any New Hampshire Walmart, Market Basket, or Dollar Tree, particularly on the first weekend of the month after said gene pool floaters have had their EBT cards reloaded, and then I have to listen to them bitch about how little they get as they haul themselves and their six fatass kids into their dualie trucks or Voyager minivans to commiserate with each other in anticipation of a visit from the local gendarmes on their side of the border for their latest domestic violence episode, whereupon the wife will tearfully tell cousin Bob the cop, "Don't take him, I can't afford the $50 bail, and he's got all the oxycontin!"

Now tell me I haven't been to Maine.

I don't know if you've been to Maine or not....but from the experience described...I would say you have been to East Tennessee... :whistling:
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2011, 03:34:54 PM »
Hey, we're NUMBER ONE in something besides racism, zenophobia and all out hatred of minorities :whatever:in AZ.  HIC, HIC, HIC, I'll drink to that. :cheersmate:

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2011, 04:13:06 PM »
How did TN beat IL (or NJ) in corruption?


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« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2011, 04:15:14 PM »
How did TN beat IL (or NJ) in corruption?

One word: Memphis.
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2011, 04:25:59 PM »
How about cities of shame? (Good movie title.)

If there's a name for treating your citizenry like checkbooks and not people, and not caring how miserable you make your citizens' daily lives, in fact frankly reveling in making us miserable as if the city government was the bureaucracy of Hell, and having a government that, on the whole, would much rather have NYCers live in some other place and just send money, NYC is champ-een.

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2011, 05:04:00 PM »
One word: Memphis.

How does that beat Chicago?

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2011, 07:59:35 PM »
I don't know if you've been to Maine or not....but from the experience described...I would say you have been to East Tennessee... :whistling:

Substitute methamphetamine for the oxycontin, and that could very well be north-central Missouri as well.....
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2011, 10:13:18 PM »
One word: Memphis.

For Memphis to beat Chicago, Trenton, Jersey City, or Camden - dayum is all I can say.


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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2011, 07:36:02 AM »
How does that beat Chicago?

You must not know about the Fords or idiots like Willie Herenton.
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2011, 08:26:53 AM »
Haven't been to Taos or Santa Fe, have ya?  But then again, those are the magnets for people who were too ****ing wierd/liberal for California.  No big shock there.

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2011, 10:08:13 AM »
Substitute methamphetamine for the oxycontin, and that could very well be north-central Missouri as well.....

I'm surprised we didn't get prescription pill abuse instead of corruption.

Oxy is a horrendous problem here. Rx's for ADD and ADHD drugs are handed out to any kid that the school system suggests needs it. Or parent tells their kids pediatrician the kid  has trouble sitting still or focusing on school work ( :censored: ).

Meth and marijuana are still very easy to get, as they are big sources of income in the surrounding rural counties. Dollywood coming to Sevier County brought so many new business into that county, turning it into a tourist mecca, that tourism replaced marijuana growing as the biggest industry in that county. Marijuana growing took the place of moonshine.

People go straight down I75 to N Florida, down to about Tampa, and doctor shop at pain clinics....going from one to another, where they either get a prescription, or the clinic dispenses the oxy -which is really easier, because then they don't have to look for a pharmacy. They come back up and sell it. Its become the "drug of choice" of those with any access to money. Kids at the private schools, those at the schools in the "good" areas of town, housewives.

It's also a very easy drug to get from one's regular physician here. Walk in with any type of pain, and walk out with a 'script for Oxy!

It's so prevalent among the high school and college kids....parents aren't aware, until they start missing cash or stuff around the house, or they look for their bottle of leftovers only to find it gone. What amazes me, is how people with the addiction are so functioning, until their habits are so intact. I heard about a middle-aged woman who was in rehab (from someone in there with her) that she was taking between 50 and 75 pills A DAY!!! (I would be dead taking a fraction of that!)
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2011, 05:55:39 PM »
How about cities of shame? (Good movie title.)

If there's a name for treating your citizenry like checkbooks and not people, and not caring how miserable you make your citizens' daily lives, in fact frankly reveling in making us miserable as if the city government was the bureaucracy of Hell, and having a government that, on the whole, would much rather have NYCers live in some other place and just send money, NYC is champ-een.

TN, TX, and AZ are high on my list of retirement states, although no doubt there are cities to avoid. I understand I'd have to hire a coyote to get me into TX.

Godot, if you want to end up in AZ, AVOID Tucson like the plague.  Sheriff Dumpdick is not at all the only looney tune in town.
Sierra Vista, OTOH, is a good, God fearing, conservative small city, for the most part.  With significant nutbag exemptions who make reading the SV Herald's On Your Mind comments once a week simultaneously  :rotf: and  :argh:
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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2011, 06:40:59 PM »
They got Tennessee right, ever heard of the Ford's?






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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2011, 07:42:21 PM »
RIF, vesta.  You know, reading--when you put words together to communicate thoughts.  Oh wait, gotta get simpler.  You know, WORDS, those things...aw, **** it.

Did I say I've never been to Maine?  Quite the contrary.  I've made no such claim.  However, I am rather reluctant to go there unless there's something there I can get nowhere else in a convenient manner, such as going to Cabela's.

However, the intelligence of the average slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, booger-eating, banjo-picking, foot-shuffling, Allen's Coffee Brandy-soaked denizens makes my haste back across the border to my humble abode that much faster.

Unfortunately, as they have not yet mined all the roads leading into New Hampshire, I must then contend with their 40-mph driving, no turn-signaling, double-lane hogging antics anywhere within five miles of any New Hampshire Walmart, Market Basket, or Dollar Tree, particularly on the first weekend of the month after said gene pool floaters have had their EBT cards reloaded, and then I have to listen to them bitch about how little they get as they haul themselves and their six fatass kids into their dualie trucks or Voyager minivans to commiserate with each other in anticipation of a visit from the local gendarmes on their side of the border for their latest domestic violence episode, whereupon the wife will tearfully tell cousin Bob the cop, "Don't take him, I can't afford the $50 bail, and he's got all the oxycontin!"

Now tell me I haven't been to Maine.



Sparky, #1 it's Cabelo's, not Cabela. (now I am not so sure....hmmmmmmmm)
#2 go on 295 on any morning m-f,  we are not going 40, ,but over 60!!!! me anyway....
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« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2011, 05:58:54 AM »
Sparky, #1 it's Cabelo's, not Cabela. (now I am not so sure....hmmmmmmmm)
#2 go on 295 on any morning m-f,  we are not going 40, ,but over 60!!!! me anyway....

http://www.cabelas.com/

FAIL.

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Re: The United States of Shame
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2011, 07:00:02 AM »
Sparky, #1 it's Cabelo's, not Cabela. (now I am not so sure....hmmmmmmmm)
#2 go on 295 on any morning m-f,  we are not going 40, ,but over 60!!!! me anyway....

OH SEA, Sparky just needs to gripe about something, cabin fever is hitting us all lately.
 
Then could be the fact that the Mainers that Lobster year round in all types of weather may ultimately make more money then he does sitting in his nice warm office.

Must piss him off that these dudes some with just a GED in schooling but a PHD in weather, ocean currents, the ability to work out on the sea in 20- weather 18 hours a day  and for some reason love it, some years feast some famine, darn, and Sparky complains about working 12 hours a day or a couple feet of snow on the roads.     Some men go to work in a suit and tie and collect a pay check, Some farm the sea, put them both together and I bet neither of them can find Fritlaly on a world map.


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« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2011, 07:28:18 AM »
Yah--marine diesel is going for $3.50 a gallon, maintenance on boats is through the roof, and for those 18-hour days in shit weather you're getting HOW MUCH at the dock for lobster?  What is it, $2.75, 2.80 per pound?  And wasn't there a story not too long ago about a bunch of lobstermen SHOOTING each other over traps?

Yeah, I'm the idiot because I'm sitting in my office (or shop, or in the plant) TAKING HOME more than those lobstermen DREAM of making.  I don't minimize their work, dearest, but don't think for a second they wouldn't trade places with me in a heartbeat.  But then again, mention the words, "phasoring", "metering", or "protective relaying", their eyes will glaze over.

Bottom line--there's a reason why Maine's population has dropped below that of NH for the first time since 1800.  Yeah, you read that right.  210 years.  Because anyone with half a brain has already left.

But Maine still has you.  Be proud, toots.
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« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2011, 08:56:14 AM »
Yah--marine diesel is going for $3.50 a gallon, maintenance on boats is through the roof, and for those 18-hour days in shit weather you're getting HOW MUCH at the dock for lobster?  What is it, $2.75, 2.80 per pound?  And wasn't there a story not too long ago about a bunch of lobstermen SHOOTING each other over traps?

Yeah, I'm the idiot because I'm sitting in my office (or shop, or in the plant) TAKING HOME more than those lobstermen DREAM of making.  I don't minimize their work, dearest, but don't think for a second they wouldn't trade places with me in a heartbeat.  But then again, mention the words, "phasoring", "metering", or "protective relaying", their eyes will glaze over.---    How much do you know about navagation on the open sea, no land around.?  Can you repair a dead diseal out at sea by yourself with a force 6 sea.?    what is the first thing you would do if your boat was sinking, after the mayday call????

Bottom line--there's a reason why Maine's population has dropped below that of NH for the first time since 1800.  Yeah, you read that right.  210 years.  Because anyone with half a brain has already left.

But Maine still has you.  Be proud, toots.

Yeah Sparky there are some places that are strange here or there in Maine, why do you think Stephen King came up with most of his dreadfull story's.??   Those small towns Down East are fodder for a horror writer.

Then there is Ogunquit that advertises for Gay tourists to spend the summer and Then the Gays complain about the Canadian  woman tourists sunbathing on the beach top less and all hell breaks out.??

It's them darn Mass. big money people that move to the state that change our lives.   They put demands on the State government that wreck a town budget.    Hell they expect the town to put in fire hydrants in a sub division right on a lake that can supply more water in a fire then  i5 hydrants can..

Perfectly good dirt roads with just a couple dozen pot holes that can swallow a washing machine and everyone knows where they are----the New Bees insist those roads be paved of crying out loud.

New out of state people come in and change 10 generations of tradition,  They want electricity and sewage, cell phone towers and cable.

Land that has been in family's for since forever now has a portion of their land claimed by public domain to install all these new fangled things that the locals never asked for.

New folks come into town and object to the Churches ringing for their bells for 5 minutes as a call to worship on a sunday morning at 11 AM.     Then these new folk build a Mosque with a PA system that can be heard for 5 miles around to blast out their call to prayer 5 times a day 24/7.-----Tolerance we are told, YAH Right.

Sparky I read the Bangor Paper the other day and it really surprised me at how life has changed in Maine.

Last time I was way up north western Maine in a small town called Abbot Maine, 40 acres of land was for sale for $5,000.I came home, told my son, he told a coworker and he went up and bought the land.  Lots of land up there in unincorporated towns, a great life if one wants to disappear .  We got lost on one dirt road and came across a Wolf Farm, darn I have never seen one in the wild and this farm rehabilitated wolves to turn back into the forest. They were in wire inclosure's next to the road and we parked and watched them watch us for some time.   


Anyone that is tired of the day to day grind of work can take out their 401k plan and go to school for small engine repair and work up to the bigger ones.  Buy cheap land and open a business to repair boat engine's, snow mobile, motorcycle, tractors.   One can live in a travel trailer for a couple years until the business begins to bring in money.  Take the back end of the land and put in some outhouses and rent out space to  campers that hunt or ice fish in the winter.

Once anyone that has little to loose try this and it works,and it will, 20 years later they will be spending winters fishing for Marlin from their own boat in the warm waters.


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