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OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« on: January 24, 2011, 01:01:23 PM »
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Olbermann Tweet!
   
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At exactly 8 Eastern tonight I will issue my first tweet. Well, other than THIS one 

2PM Jan 24th 2011

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https://twitter.com/#!/keitholbermann/status/2961446853...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x262123

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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 01:06:39 PM »
Gotta ask yourself....Can he make 7 million a year doing that?
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 01:07:34 PM »
So what is he going to do? Tell the world he's gay?
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 01:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 24, 2011, 01:07:34 PM
So what is he going to do? Tell the world he's gay?

Could be! Especially if the the words, "I been hammered in the ass", when it comes to talkin' about the facts to buy out of his contract, are included!

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OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111

Well..............where would ya expect a "twit" to go??????
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 01:18:15 PM by AllosaursRus »
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 01:17:31 PM »
Johnny attempts to reword that old song.......

rockin' robin....rockin' in the tree tops all day long.... All the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet....cause my job's long gone......

ain't working but I've already put more effort into it than he's worth.
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 01:21:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2011, 01:17:31 PM
Johnny attempts to reword that old song.......

rockin' robin....rockin' in the tree tops all day long.... All the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet....cause my job's long all my little twits are long gone gone...... keef a longin'...twit twit...... keef a longin......twit twit

ain't working but I've already put more effort into it than he's worth.

Zat help?
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 01:39:18 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 24, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
Could be! Especially if the the words, "I been hammered in the ass", when it comes to talkin' about the facts to buy out of his contract, are included!



Maybe he got put out over a morals clause violation.  :fuelfire:

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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 01:41:11 PM »
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Oh deah! I do believe I'm catching the vapors! Be a dahlin' and fetch my smelling salts!

Heah, help me to the fainting couch. Keith! Keith!
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 01:43:31 PM »
So, he is making an announcement he is going to FNC then?
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 01:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 24, 2011, 01:43:31 PM
So, he is making an announcement he is going to FNC then?

Sean & Keef would remind me of Itchy & Scratchy.
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 01:49:54 PM »
I'm excited! It's a twit tweet!
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 01:51:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2011, 01:49:54 PM
I'm excited! It's a twit twat tweet!

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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 02:16:20 PM »
Kweef is goinng to announce that he is actually a disabled, transgendered, homosexual, black muslim woman. Thus becoming the most equalest person in all the world.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 02:29:59 PM »
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5. LMAO!!!
 It happened, I swear, not five seconds after I tweeted to a friend that I have spent more 8 p.m.s with @keitholbermann than I have with my hubby.
 
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I missed most of the derangement over the weekend from over there.  It's mentally ill.  Don't they embarrass themselves? 
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 02:32:21 PM »
I'll make sure to set an alarm and a reminder to log into Twitter.  ::)
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2011, 02:34:29 PM »
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Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman.  Look, you can just imagine.  I'm not loading that crap in my boat. 
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2011, 02:43:53 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 24, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
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Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman.  Look, you can just imagine.  I'm not loading that crap in my boat. 

These people are seriously deranged!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 02:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 24, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
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Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman.  Look, you can just imagine.  I'm not loading that crap in my boat.
And those East Coast pinheads would vote for him. He's an obnoxious prick, but I guess that's better than their Sen. Franken, who is a stupid, obnoxious prick.
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2011, 03:15:12 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 24, 2011, 01:21:27 PM
Zat help?

Yeah it does....we should team up and write songs for Rush.
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2011, 03:26:37 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 24, 2011, 02:34:29 PM
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Now they want him to run for senator from Connecticut, to replace Lieberman.  Look, you can just imagine.  I'm not loading that crap in my boat. 

Karin,
It's a toss up between this and Gibbsy's job.  He's imminently qualified for neither.
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 03:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 24, 2011, 02:29:59 PM
:mental:

I missed most of the derangement over the weekend from over there.  It's mentally ill.  Don't they embarrass themselves? 

A body cannot feel embarassment when there is no emotion there but hate.
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 03:33:15 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on January 24, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
Karin,
It's a toss up between this and Gibbsy's job.  He's imminently qualified for neither.

I was thinkin' of offerin' the job of gettin' me a sample from "bubba" so we check his sperm count, but decided against it as "bubba' might not be able to distinguish him from a heifer! I wouldn't want to havta pull the sample outa keefer's..........
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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 04:08:59 PM »
I don't think anyone at the apex of the Oministration is really stupid enough to put him in the PA job in place of Gibbs, but, dammit, a man can dream, can't he???

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Re: OMG, OMG, OMG Queef is going to tweet !!!!! series news !!!111
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 05:27:04 PM »
I wonder if he's going to tweet from his moms basement. I heard that he has never been married and still lives at home.
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 05:40:25 PM »
Gee I wonder if I can wait all the way to 8pm.  :rotf:

I will probably miss it I have paint drying that needs watched.

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