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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2011, 10:31:41 PM »
The Munch is not a cow! She's a steer.

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2011, 12:14:11 AM »
Last thing I knew, a cows moo is called lowing.

And last thing I knew a cow was a female bovine and Keith is a ... oh wait! Sorry. My bad. Rachael Madcow is the ass. She brays.

The Munch is not a cow! She's a steer.

Sorry to disagree with you but The Munch ain't a steer. Steer's ain't got a pair. Come to think of it... neither does Olberdumbass. Maybe The Munch took his balls?

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2011, 10:52:29 AM »
I hope Keef enjoys his new career choice.



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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »
I know this is a joke, but imagine a Hannity and Olbermann show.  Hannity and Colmes worked because they found common ground at times to agree on.  But imagine Hannity and KO.....that would be some good TV, if not for anything other than the comedic value!

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2011, 11:38:41 AM »
I know this is a joke, but imagine a Hannity and Olbermann show.  Hannity and Colmes worked because they found common ground at times to agree on.  But imagine Hannity and KO.....that would be some good TV, if not for anything other than the comedic value!

Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2011, 11:43:07 AM »
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.

The reason I love Hannity so much is that he's not like Rush or Levin.  He still thinks he can reason with a liberal.  He'll actually let a liberal get their point across before he destroys them on air.  Rush and Levin pounce on them within the first 5 words.  It would be fun to watch Hannity bang his head against the wall after realizing that KO is never going to listen.   :banghead:

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2011, 11:53:43 AM »
Deleted because I just saw that someone already made the bad pun I had made.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2011, 11:58:11 AM »
It would be fun to watch Hannity bang his head against the wall after realizing that KO is never going to listen.   :banghead:

It'd be Hannity banging Keef's head against the wall, or hitting Keef over the head with a hammer. :hammer:
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2011, 12:32:30 PM »
Hannity would choke the everliving shit out of Keef in the first week.

Id pay good money to see a Kweef/Bill-O weekly debate program, it would be like Crossfire  - only with weapons. 

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2011, 01:09:10 PM »
Thereby demonstrating once again you are the second-dumbest person on the Innerwebz next to Beth.


What do I need to do in order to become #1?

In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357. 

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2011, 01:45:43 PM »

What do I need to do in order to become #1?


In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357.  

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.

Well, I guess he'll just have to be satisfied with the DUmbest poster here! Of course he may have to unseat Vesta to get there!
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2011, 01:59:37 PM »

 suck-start a .357. 


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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2011, 02:02:04 PM »
I would prefer Sean to go back to his old format, and I wouldn't mind a Hannity/Olbermann show at all.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2011, 02:09:01 PM »

What do I need to do in order to become #1?


In order to do the kind of brain damage necessary to be dumber than poor, stupid Beth, you'd have to suck-start a .357. 

I wouldn't recommend it, personally.

I would imagine the hot load that would end up in ones mouth after doing that would be less than pleasant..

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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2011, 02:46:10 PM »
I would imagine the hot load that would end up in ones mouth after doing that would be less than pleasant..

But only for a brief instant.  Then . . . nothing.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2011, 03:11:32 PM »
Nerve impulses are electro-chemical, they don't actually move at the speed of light, more like about 200 mph.  You'd probably be dead before you felt anything.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2011, 03:14:43 PM »
Nerve impulses are electro-chemical, they don't actually move at the speed of light, more like about 200 mph.  You'd probably be dead before you felt anything.

Yeah, considering that a 125-grain JHP out of a 4" revolver is probably doing 1250 fps or so.  That's somewhere around 780 mph.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 12:20:43 PM »
But only for a brief instant.  Then . . . nothing.

Nope.  Then the unpleasantness really begins, as you'd have to explain to God why you threw his precious gift to you in the shitter...

I could never hate my life enough to want to have that conversation.  Ever.
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 01:28:21 PM »
I could never hate my life enough to want to have that conversation.  Ever.

Ain't that the truth. 
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Re: KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2011, 01:42:36 PM »
Ain't that the truth. 

I'm gonna have a helluva time 'splainin' my life already! I sure as hell wouldn't want to tack that onto the pile!
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