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Offline bijou

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Woman steals snake by slipping it into her pants
« on: April 06, 2008, 07:53:23 AM »
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LANSING, Mich. -- A woman stole a boa constrictor from a pet store by slipping the snake down her pants, the owner said. The animal was stolen Thursday afternoon from Preuss Animal House in Lansing.

"I am far less concerned for the person than for the snake," owner Rick Preuss said. The 20-inch snake was worth $174.

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Is that a snake in your ... oh....  :lmao:
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Re: Woman steals snake by slipping it into her pants
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 08:33:09 AM »
I thought women were allergic to snakes.  My wife REFUSES to let me get a pet snake.
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Re: Woman steals snake by slipping it into her pants
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 11:28:11 AM »
Trouser snake . . .there, I said it first.

An Missionary's Kid I knew in college had a snake among her menagerie. The damn thing thought it was a dog. It's very unnerving to eat a hamburger with a 15 foot snake making doe eyes at you.

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Re: Woman steals snake by slipping it into her pants
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 12:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Red October on April 06, 2008, 08:33:09 AM
I thought women were allergic to snakes.  My wife REFUSES to let me get a pet snake.
What about exotic dancers who dance with snakes?
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Re: Woman steals snake by slipping it into her pants
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 09:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 06, 2008, 12:52:03 PM
Quote from: Red October on April 06, 2008, 08:33:09 AM
I thought women were allergic to snakes.  My wife REFUSES to let me get a pet snake.
What about exotic dancers who dance with snakes?

No, I won't let him get a pet exotic dancer, either.  ::)






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