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Offline Chris_

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Almost married her FAIL
« on: January 19, 2011, 08:04:37 PM »
Dodged that bullet
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 04:21:35 AM »
....and what's her DU name?
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 09:03:22 AM »
OMG Don!  OMG!  OMG!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 09:05:40 AM »
:rofl:
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 09:05:59 AM »
Iassa, its amazing the faults men will overlook in women who give them sex
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 09:14:38 AM »
Iassa, its amazing the faults men will overlook in women who give them sex

Oh yeah, I know.  I have been witness to conversations like that before.  It is just funnier in print.     
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 11:51:14 PM »
Technically...

...if the Simpson boys were twins, Don's older brother could have presented first and the mother could have died during birth necessitating Don's delivery by C-section.




Just thought I'd stop by and totally ****-up a perfectly good thread.
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Re: Almost married her FAIL
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 03:18:42 AM »
Technically...

...if the Simpson boys were twins, Don's older brother could have presented first and the mother could have died during birth necessitating Don's delivery by C-section.




Just thought I'd stop by and totally ****-up a perfectly good thread.
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