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Offline thundley4

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Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« on: January 19, 2011, 12:50:49 PM »
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(The New York Post) - A Connecticut man is suspected of fatally stabbing a man and injuring three others at a party Saturday after a dispute over flatulence, the New York Post reported Wednesday.

Marc Higgins, 21, supposedly caused offense to a woman at the party, who eventually slapped him. Higgins "was farting throughout the evening," said one partygoer.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 12:56:00 PM »
So the farter was also the stabber.

That makes him ripe on at least two levels.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 07:27:19 PM »
You just can't make SHIT like this up. :whistling:
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 07:29:54 PM »
I'm sure he'll find someone willing to cap that emission in the lockup.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 07:55:23 PM »
File this one under, "What the....?"
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 08:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 19, 2011, 07:55:23 PM
File this one under, "What the....?"

I guess it can't be any worse than a double-stabbing over a cigarette: http://www.csindy.com/colorado/iggy-vs-romaine/Content?oid=2005506
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2011, 08:13:45 PM »
Well, that's a stinker.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2011, 08:59:55 PM »
No cutting it sounds awful
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 03:39:11 AM »
All that ruckus over a little hot air.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 09:06:57 AM »
Cutting the cheese leads to cutting the throat
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2011, 10:15:56 AM »
There's an air of mystery about his behaviour.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 10:38:02 AM »
This entire thread is odorific and onerous.

And it proves that flatus is a state of mind.
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2011, 11:19:55 AM »
I wonder what his carbon footprint is?
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Re: Dispute Over Flatulence Leads to Man's Fatal Stabbing
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 02:32:32 PM »
The party host probably regrets serving the three bean salad.
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