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Offline Janice

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List your employees and how much you pay them ...
« on: January 18, 2011, 08:37:44 PM »
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The Texas Department of Labour claimed a small Tom Green County farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Department of Labour Employee: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Farmer: "Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $ 400 a week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

Department of Labour Employee: "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the mentally challenged one."

Farmer: "That would be me."
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Reagan bankrupted the Soviet Empire ...

Obama is bankrupting the American Republic

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Re: List your employees and how much you pay them ...
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 08:58:19 PM »
:lmao:
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Re: List your employees and how much you pay them ...
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 01:15:26 AM »
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H5 Janice!
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Re: List your employees and how much you pay them ...
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 10:53:08 AM »
 :lmao:  I LOL'd. 
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