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Offline Wineslob

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Manhood is nearly dead
« on: January 18, 2011, 04:04:49 PM »
So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:

"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."



 What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.

I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.

This winter is too damn long.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
 :thatsright:
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 04:12:45 PM »
Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.

I've heard sports shows talking about Tom Brady's hair this season, and I always change the station.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 04:15:06 PM »
Did you ask 'em how they keep from breaking their nails...... :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2011, 04:21:59 PM »
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Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.

I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"

I run my hand through it. "There, better?"
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2011, 04:23:59 PM »
I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut.  Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"  

Next time I should just say something to the effect that only gay guys notice other guys hair.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2011, 04:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 18, 2011, 04:21:59 PM
I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"

I run my hand through it. "There, better?"

When the former Mrs. Wiggum would say something like that, I'd just put a hat on. :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2011, 04:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 18, 2011, 04:21:59 PM
I wonder about that.
Hell, half the time my wife looks at me a says "you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"

I run my hand through it. "There, better?"

I usually just tell her, "Hell, it's not like I have to look at it, and I could give a shit what anyone who does thinks."
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2011, 05:37:15 PM »
I've told guys to get a haircut but that's about it. (You know exactly which guys I'm talking about)


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"you aren't going out with your hair looking like that, are you?"

I hear something very similar when I go see my family who ask me how I left looking like that.

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I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.

I'm sure many here would appreciate if those small, helpless animals were rabbits.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 05:39:08 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 05:37:15 PM

I'm sure many here would appreciate if those small, helpless animals were rabbits.

One guy certainly, but I don't know about "many".

They are kinda cute after all.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 05:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 18, 2011, 04:12:45 PM
Guys who talk about other guys' hair are obviously metro or homosexual.

I've heard sports shows talking about Tom Brady's hair this season, and I always change the station.

Well, it *is* a pretty dumbass haircut. But I'd be more concerned about his failure on Sunday, though we can discuss that in Sports.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2011, 05:57:17 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 18, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:

"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."

What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.

I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.

This winter is too damn long.

That's really sad, my Dad was a manly man and my hubby is a manly man. I don't think I could deal with men like that ^ unless they were gay.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2011, 06:21:31 PM »
:rofl:

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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2011, 06:58:17 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
I've told guys to get a haircut but that's about it. (You know exactly which guys I'm talking about)
Yes, I do. Those DUmmy hippies. :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 07:18:20 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 18, 2011, 04:23:59 PM
I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut.  Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"  


"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2011, 07:33:44 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 07:18:20 PM
"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.


That would work.  I ain't never known a guy to comment on their bud's hair, unless they were teh ghey. 
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2011, 08:15:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 18, 2011, 04:23:59 PM
I don't have much hair left , so every couple of months, I just take a pair of clippers and buzz it off , rather than getting a hair cut.  Every time I get comments from the clowns at work. "What did you do to your hair?"

You sure that they ain't asking it in the singular?  As in, "What did you do to your (one) hair?"

That's why I always refer to a trip to the barber as a "hairscut."  As in, I only got four . . .
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2011, 08:24:48 PM »
Are you sure the guys you work with are not gay?
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2011, 09:34:29 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 18, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
So....I'm working on a labeling machine when 2 coworkers (guys) have this conversation:

"Hey dude, I like what you've done with your hair"
"Aww man, it didn't come out like I wanted it to. "
"No, no, I think it looks cool".
"Eh, it's too short, I didn't want that short.
"Well, I really like it."



 What the FU*KING hell is that shit?
I have never asked ANY guy about his hair unless there was food or something dead stuck in it, usually my hunting Buddy's beard. And that was just to point out said items.

I seriously need to kill small, helpless animals, skin their ass and throw them on a fire while downing beer and Tequila shots.

This winter is too damn long.

If I didn't know any better I would have thought that little conversation was being held at Supercuts.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2011, 11:56:04 PM »
I've heard stuff like that from guys, and I don't like it.

Once was going to go somewhere with a guy from work.  He showed up with diamond earrings and a couple big assed rings.  I told him I couldn't go anywhere with a guy that had more and better jewelry than I did.   :-)
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2011, 06:00:12 AM »
Quote from: longview on January 18, 2011, 11:56:04 PM
I've heard stuff like that from guys, and I don't like it.

Once was going to go somewhere with a guy from work.  He showed up with diamond earrings and a couple big assed rings.  I told him I couldn't go anywhere with a guy that had more and better jewelry than I did.   :-)

Sounds like a car salesman to me.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2011, 10:49:06 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 19, 2011, 06:00:12 AM
Sounds like a car salesman to me.

Or a New Yorker of Italian extraction...if it was gold, that is.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2011, 10:52:21 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 18, 2011, 07:18:20 PM
"When did you start douching?" would be my retort.

ZING!!!!!
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2011, 12:01:13 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 19, 2011, 10:49:06 AM
Or a New Yorker of Italian extraction...if it was gold, that is.

He was!  But that just doesn't fly here.  ooooops

We were both contractors for the Forest Service.  He was building fence in the mountains.  But all that bling was just odd.

Now I have Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack" song stuck in my head.
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Re: Manhood is nearly dead
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2011, 12:34:59 PM »
Quote from: longview on January 19, 2011, 12:01:13 PM
He was!  But that just doesn't fly here.  ooooops

We were both contractors for the Forest Service.  He was building fence in the mountains.  But all that bling was just odd.

Now I have Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack" song stuck in my head.

 :thatsright:

Thanks!  Now I do as well.  Dang.
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