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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #475 on: April 13, 2012, 02:28:14 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 13, 2012, 01:51:17 PM

When in doubt, pull it out.
Then look about.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #476 on: April 15, 2012, 10:18:23 PM »


heh.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #477 on: April 15, 2012, 10:19:46 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 15, 2012, 10:18:23 PM


heh.
Heh, but you should have called on my expertise, on zombies.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #478 on: April 16, 2012, 08:45:05 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 15, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
Heh, but you should have called on my expertise, on zombies.

Only headshots count--right? :tongue:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #479 on: April 16, 2012, 09:32:33 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #480 on: April 16, 2012, 09:48:41 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 16, 2012, 08:45:05 AM
Only headshots count--right? :tongue:
Surprisingly, yes. Heh Heh.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #481 on: April 16, 2012, 11:14:12 AM »


It's Monday.  I need a Splort button, dammit.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #482 on: April 16, 2012, 11:24:38 AM »
I spat salad on my screen over this.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #483 on: April 17, 2012, 09:19:47 AM »
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« Reply #484 on: April 17, 2012, 10:37:33 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #485 on: April 17, 2012, 10:42:24 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 10:37:33 AM
Is that wrong ?

no but it sure would be a shitty job :rimshot:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #486 on: April 17, 2012, 10:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:42:24 AM
no but it sure would be a shitty job :rimshot:
You'd probably be working for peanuts.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #487 on: April 17, 2012, 10:44:00 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 10:43:25 AM
You'd probably be working for peanuts.

oh that is so corny!
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #488 on: April 17, 2012, 10:45:45 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:44:00 AM
oh that is so corny!
Did you write that reply with a "number 2" pencil ?
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« Reply #489 on: April 17, 2012, 10:47:17 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2012, 10:45:45 AM
Did you write that reply with a "number 2" pencil ?

Watch it, Mister!  I'll wipe that shit eating grin off your face!
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #490 on: April 17, 2012, 10:50:12 AM »
Awww crap!  Not more puns :-)
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« Reply #491 on: April 17, 2012, 10:52:37 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 17, 2012, 10:50:12 AM
Awww crap!  Not more puns :-)

yeh, take that pun and stick it in your piehole  :bird:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #492 on: April 17, 2012, 10:54:12 AM »
Went to the track yesterday, bet on a horse named toilet paper, the last call from the track caller at the finish was, "Here comes toilet paper wiping up the rear". Financially I got the Sugar Honey Ice Tea knocked out of me. At least now no one can say I'm full of it.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #493 on: April 17, 2012, 10:58:05 AM »
Back to the reason for the thread . . .

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #494 on: April 17, 2012, 11:09:01 AM »
They're not always fluffy evil overlords.
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« Reply #495 on: April 18, 2012, 10:22:16 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #496 on: April 18, 2012, 10:24:38 AM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2012, 10:52:37 AM
yeh, take that pun and stick it in your piehole  :bird:

 :-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #497 on: April 18, 2012, 11:21:21 AM »


ETA:  Almost forgot!  http://www.electstevedawes.com
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #498 on: April 18, 2012, 11:24:09 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #499 on: April 18, 2012, 01:56:00 PM »


I'm thinking animal abuse. ::) :whatever:
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