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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 04:51:21 PM »
For the record, I still have my Little Black Sambo Book, and when libs come over, I display it on my coffee table.   :-)

And for any of my guests that might have a POLITICAL, not health-related, opinion.....     

I put baby cow in my meatballs and bambi in my chili.  And I always use caged chicken eggs.  The smaller the box, the better the egg. 
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 04:52:35 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on January 13, 2011, 04:46:10 PM
When the local NAACP did a toy drive last Christmas, I put a watermelon and an old Little Black Sambo cartoon book  in the donation box.

I own this book and read it MANY times to my son when he was little  :-)

We have 8 x 10s of both President Bush (43) and VP Cheney in frames that we make sure are in a prominent place on the mantel in the living room when my retired, union member MIL is visiting.  For some reason, Dick Cheney bothers her the most . . .  :whistling:  :lmao:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 05:00:13 PM »
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 05:09:54 PM »
I take a penny out of the jar that are meant for the sick children.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 05:21:24 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on January 13, 2011, 04:15:42 PM
I *ALWAYS* dispose of plastic and aluminum in regular trash.  

I throw away unopened reams of paper at work.  


Niiiiiiiiiice.....  :rotf:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2011, 05:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 13, 2011, 05:09:54 PM
I take a penny out of the jar that are meant for the sick children.

I usually just take the whole jar and leave a penny.

I also once needed to break a dollar, so I spotted the March of Dimes cardboard thingy. I took my four quarters, then decided that since it didn't have a slot for dollar bills, I might as well just go ahead and take the whole thing.

I promised I'd pay it back later.

That was in 1988.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2011, 05:22:56 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
I usually just take the whole jar and leave a penny.

now that's gone WAY beyond jerk and into asshole territory there, bub.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2011, 05:26:07 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 13, 2011, 05:22:56 PM
now that's gone WAY beyond jerk and into asshole territory there, bub.

Back when I was an altar boy, I used to swipe the money out of the votive candle holders and gorge myself on Peanut Buster Parfaits.

Just remembered....

I also used to pilfer unconsecrated communion wafers from the sacristy.

At least I hope they were unconsecrated...  :o
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2011, 05:28:25 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 05:26:07 PM
Back when I was an altar boy, I used to swipe the money out of the votive candle holders and gorge myself on Peanut Buster Parfaits.

Just remembered....

I also used to pilfer unconsecrated communion wafers from the sacristy.

At least I hope they were unconsecrated...  :o

Well, I guess the communion wafer thing gives a whole new perspective to "Holy Shit!"
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2011, 07:03:19 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
I usually just take the whole jar and leave a penny.

I also once needed to break a dollar, so I spotted the March of Dimes cardboard thingy. I took my four quarters, then decided that since it didn't have a slot for dollar bills, I might as well just go ahead and take the whole thing.

I promised I'd pay it back later.

That was in 1988.

Is this a game, or are you actually using this as a guise for true confessions....




Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)

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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2011, 07:44:17 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 13, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
Is this a game, or are you actually using this as a guise for true confessions....


It is, indeed a game. I'm just sick and tired of being portrayed as some sociopathic degenerate by people who make lying, slander and obfuscation not only a lifestyle, but a friggin art form.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2011, 08:08:19 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 07:44:17 PM
It is, indeed a game. I'm just sick and tired of being portrayed as some sociopathic degenerate by people who make lying, slander and obfuscation not only a lifestyle, but a friggin art form.

 :werd: 

One of my nearest and dearest friends is a lib.  Bless her.  She's been my friend for years, and sometimes I wonder if she is just my friend now, because we have been friends for so long, it's habit.  Met her for drinks to celebrate her birthday this week. A rant ensued regarding insurance.  I work with insurance all day friggin long.  I said a few things, and the next thing I know I am being told about how HCR is a good thing. (This from an attorney, that hasn't worked a day in her life after she got married and lived in Europe for 10 years with her husband, a mainframe programmer.)  OMG.  I gave up, and diverted conversation by telling her how I spent my weekend driving out to the country, to visit Ammo Depot to get bulk ammo.  Which, btw, was totally true.  It's a lot cheaper than Walmart.  And on the way I got to drop into the Beef Jerky Outlet. 

I think she thought I made it up for shock value.  Till I gave her some kangaroo jerky for her bday present.   O-)
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2011, 08:12:11 PM »
I club baby seals with an aluminum bat then I kick the corpse into the sea so the sharks can eat too.

I BBQ baby deer just because the meats so tender and the screams make me smile. ( Your not supposed to fry em alive?)

I take the money from little old ladies so I can go to the strip bars and give it to the single moms that work there.. Why waste my cash?

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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2011, 08:15:21 PM »
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2011, 08:19:11 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
JESUS, you people are terrible!!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Damn straight.  We're loud and proud right wing jerks. :-)  And, to show how nice I am, I'm hi fiving everyone on this thread for the laughs.  Unless one of our untouchables shows up.  They, and you, know of whom I speak.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2011, 08:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 13, 2011, 08:19:11 PM
Damn straight.  We're loud and proud right wing jerks. :-)  And, to show how nice I am, I'm hi fiving everyone on this thread for the laughs.  Unless one of our untouchables shows up.  They, and you, know of whom I speak.

Well aren't you a sweetie pie!  Hi5 to you, just to give your props for generosity.  We ain't known for that.   :-) 

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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2011, 08:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 13, 2011, 08:12:11 PM
I club baby seals with an aluminum bat then I kick the corpse into the sea so the sharks can eat too.

I BBQ baby deer just because the meats so tender and the screams make me smile. ( Your not supposed to fry em alive?)

I take the money from little old ladies so I can go to the strip bars and give it to the single moms that work there.. Why waste my cash?



The only problem I see in your confession is that you're feeding the sharks.  Let 'em get their own damn food.  Hey, can we organize a Canadian expedition for some of the bleeding heart (get it, BLEEDING :rotf:) donkeys at our favorite mental DUmpistution (lame, so sue me).

Oh yeah, the disclaimer for those who have no sense of humor.  I'm KIDDING!



Sharks do gotta eat. :-)
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2011, 08:24:15 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 13, 2011, 08:22:21 PM
Well aren't you a sweetie pie!  Hi5 to you, just to give your props for generosity.  We ain't known for that.   :-) 



Thank you, kind lady. :cheersmate:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2011, 08:31:31 PM »
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2011, 08:35:22 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 13, 2011, 08:31:31 PM


I gave you a HI5, but oughta have bitchslapped you for posting those disturbing photos. :hammer: :rotf:  Apparently UGP has decided it wants to be a shark instead of some sort of feline. :???:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2011, 08:39:08 PM »
Seriously?  :rotf:

Tell her to take a very long swim and see how that works out for her.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2011, 08:42:24 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 13, 2011, 08:31:31 PM


First the peas, now this?


Oh hell.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2011, 08:45:05 PM »
If only it were that simple. :tongue:
But, we can dream, yes? :lmao:
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2011, 08:47:23 PM »
I pay illiterate illegal immigrants cash money to carry right wing signs at Dem functions just to jack with La Raza.
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Re: "I'm such a right-wing jerk..."
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2011, 08:48:46 PM »
Quote from: longview on January 13, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
I pay illiterate illegal immigrants cash money to carry right wing signs at Dem functions just to jack with La Raza.

I don't.  I round up a posse and run 'em out of Arizona on a rail.  Sigh, there I go dreaming again.
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