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Offline bijou

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Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« on: January 13, 2011, 12:07:00 PM »
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BLOOMINGTON, Minn. (WCCO) – A female shoplifting suspect hid a stolen mink coat in her underwear while she was in jail for three days.

Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously.

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Three days later, a detective interviewed Moreland who admitted she stole the coat but claim she had already sold it.

When the investigator informed Moreland he would be sending her to the Hennepin County Jail downtown, he was shocked when she lifted up her dress and pulled out the mink coat from her underwear.

“She had modified her underwear. She actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear and then stuffed it down the front,” said Bloomington Police Commander Mark Stehlik. ...
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 12:08:36 PM »
She needed a really , really big merkin? :-)
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 12:10:26 PM »
Ya know, I really should listen to that damned voice in my head that tells me, "Don't do it!!!"

But I click on it anyway. :mental: :mental: :mental:
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 12:17:52 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 12:10:26 PM
Ya know, I really should listen to that damned voice in my head that tells me, "Don't do it!!!"

But I click on it anyway. :mental: :mental: :mental:

It would have been nice to have had a  :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: alert in the OP.
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 12:18:05 PM »
OMG that poor fur!
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 12:28:50 PM »
Part of me wonders what other kind of pelt that fur ran up against, but the most astute part of me says, "Don't even think about it, asshole!"

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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 01:03:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 13, 2011, 12:17:52 PM
It would have been nice to have had a  :spork: :spork: :spork: :spork: alert in the OP.

The fact she was hiding something that size in her underwear really should have tipped you off just by itself, dude.
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 01:07:29 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 01:03:28 PM
The fact she was hiding something that size in her underwear really should have tipped you off just by itself, dude.
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Three days later, a detective interviewed Moreland who admitted she stole the coat but claim she had already sold it.
When the investigator informed Moreland he would be sending her to the Hennepin County Jail downtown, he was shocked when she lifted up her dress and pulled out the mink coat from her underwear.


WTF?  She still had it in her underwear 3 days later?  OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 01:19:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 13, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
WTF?  She still had it in her underwear 3 days later?  OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes...it had become a stinky minky.  Even worse, she pulled it out with her little finger...

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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 01:25:11 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 01:03:28 PM
The fact she was hiding something that size in her underwear really should have tipped you off just by itself, dude.
That and the name 'bijou' in the top left corner of the post.  :lmao:
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 01:28:15 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 13, 2011, 01:25:11 PM
That and the name 'bijou' in the top left corner of the post.  :lmao:

Amen, sister!

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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 01:43:22 PM »
 :banghead:  yikes my eyes..........he'p me....  :lmao:
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 02:00:00 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 01:19:06 PM
Yes...it had become a stinky minky.  Even worse, she pulled it out with her little finger...

 :fuelfire:

You got a BS for that......................... :hammer:
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 04:03:55 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 13, 2011, 02:00:00 PM
You got a BS for that......................... :hammer:

Tsk, tsk.  As bijou notes, if she started the thread, fugly offenders are simply par for the course, and experience should tell you that goes double for horrifying puns!

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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 04:23:08 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 04:03:55 PM
Tsk, tsk.  As bijou notes, if she started the thread, fugly offenders are simply par for the course, and experience should tell you that goes double for horrifying puns!

 :tongue:

One keeps hoping, however, that a real dish will show up that's great to look at. Batshit crazy, to be sure, but great to look at.

Sigh. Ain't happened yet.

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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 04:29:34 PM »
DUmb cops....can't tell the difference between a soft, straight haired mink fur coat and the nappy snatch on a ho.
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 04:57:29 PM »
Did y'all read any of the comments?  :lmao:

Had to have been a very small coat, a cop with very bad eyesight, or 200 of her 270lbs are below the waist.

This "find" might be one of Bijou's best on the gross factor.  :puke:
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 11:30:57 PM »
Gross now quit hogging all the eye bleach people
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 06:48:00 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on January 13, 2011, 11:30:57 PM
Gross now quit hogging all the eye bleach people

The mink coat cost HOW much.??     And yes the coat was most likely restocked as is, the cost to clean a fur coat is unbelievable.   Perhaps a few squirts of Febreze but some rich woman will be wearing the coat sooner or later. 
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 10:18:21 AM »
Febreze ain't gonna take out that stank.......... :p
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Re: Woman Steals Fur By Hiding It In Underwear
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2011, 07:45:04 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 14, 2011, 10:18:21 AM
Febreze ain't gonna take out that stank.......... :p

Just tell the customer that minks eat fish....and this mink is fresh.
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