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Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« on: January 13, 2011, 07:09:08 AM »
Poor Wee Willie Pitt - he bitches about his horrible, terrible week.  It seemed to last 24 business hours or something.  I guess he has forgotten about Gabrielle Gifford's awful, horrible, terrible week.

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What an awful, awful week.

And it's only ****ing Wednesday (well, technically it's Thursday now here on the East Coast, but...God dammit, you know what I mean).

I cannot at all imagine what I would have done without DU over these last ten years, these last two years, this last year...and this passing pustule of a week.

That's all.

Just :hug:

I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.

Ugly thought, sure. Lessens me, definitely. Peeing on a long-dead dude? Gross, fer shur. Genuine feeling? Check.

Awful week.

Thank you, DU.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 07:20:19 AM »
Looks like Will and his best friend got together.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 07:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Carl on January 13, 2011, 07:20:19 AM
Looks like Will and his best only friend got together.

FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 07:51:47 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 13, 2011, 07:25:18 AM
FIFY, neighbor . . . Are you still digging out up there?

Not bad here,12-16 inches of snow depending on where you are.
Pretty well all cleared out at this point.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 07:59:07 AM »
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 08:14:59 AM »
Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself.  Yep, it's Thursday.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 08:16:34 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 13, 2011, 08:14:59 AM
Something happens somewhere in the world and Pittstain manages to make it about himself.  Yep, it's Thursday.

It's always all about the drunken part-time bouncer.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 09:10:03 AM »
"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 09:13:58 AM »
That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 09:18:46 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 13, 2011, 09:13:58 AM
That thread's been up for 12 hours and only has seven responses.

Poor Pitt.  :loser:

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At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond.  Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 09:40:22 AM »
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I have this odd urge to seek out and find the grave of the guy who came up with the curse, "May you live in interesting times," so I can void my bladder on it.

It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.

Did everyone see what he wrote?  Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.

Will Pitt HATES Asians.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 10:02:30 AM »
On the Plagiarist Pitt Contempt Scale, is pissing on the hated one's grave above or below scraping him from a bootheel and feeding him to a cat?
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 10:25:25 AM »
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 10:28:43 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2011, 07:59:07 AM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

He'll squat like always.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 10:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 13, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 

The dowry/payoff must have been huuuuuge!
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 10:54:14 AM »
Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.

Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 10:54:57 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 13, 2011, 10:54:14 AM
Ya gotta love that contrived "edge" in his writings, like he read, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" just once too often and took himself just a bit too seriously.

Face it, Will--were you forced to rely upon your own wit to survive, you'd find yourself blowing homeless crack addicts in the back alleys of Boston just to get a (supplemental) meal every so often.

High protein diet?
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 11:02:56 AM »
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High protein diet?

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 11:04:44 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 13, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
She's as useless as Pitt. In this case, she had nothing to lose, and a chunk of DUmmy Raven's estate to gain.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 11:04:59 AM »
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Just :hug:

Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...



And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...

Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 11:08:36 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 13, 2011, 11:04:59 AM
Hug this, you miserable, plagiarising sack of steaming, soupy, canine excrement...



And while I gotcha on the horn, bitch...

Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac rrrrrrrrrreally wish you'd quit ripping off their schtick.

OMG!  That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son!  And he lives in Rotterdam!   :lmao:
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 11:10:18 AM »
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OMG!  That looks like my best friend in the whole wide world's son!  And he lives in Rotterdam!   :lmao:

Hell, it may be!!!!! I LOVE that pic. I refer to it quite often.  :-)
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 11:14:30 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2011, 07:59:07 AM
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

Exactly what are you refering to with that pronoun it?  Remember, the phrase "whip it out" takes on new meaning when you are dealing with multiple layers of long-johns and snow pants.   :-)

  
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2011, 11:15:54 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2011, 09:10:03 AM
"I drink alone, with nobody else
You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself..."

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Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2011, 11:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 13, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 

Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
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