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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2011, 03:06:08 PM »
What is this snow of which you speak?  And if it is so bad why do they let it get on the roads? 

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2011, 03:19:32 PM »
What is this snow of which you speak?  And if it is so bad why do they let it get on the roads? 

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It's all because Obama ain't appointted no snow czar yet.
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2011, 03:42:31 PM »
It's all because Obama ain't appointted no snow czar yet.

You are aware that snow is slang for Cocaine, aren't you?
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 03:46:57 PM »
It's all because Obama ain't appointted no snow czar yet.

You are aware that snow is slang for Cocaine, aren't you?

Can he self-appoint??
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2011, 04:08:24 PM »
Come spend a summer down here, laboring outdoors in the sun.

We'll see about this wimp thing after work friday. At the pub. The one with the titty-girls.

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2011, 04:20:42 PM »
Come spend a summer down here, laboring outdoors in the sun.

We'll see about this wimp thing after work friday. At the pub. The one with the titty-girls.


Is there a pub with dicky-boys?





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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2011, 04:21:49 PM »
Is there a pub with dicky-boys?





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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2011, 04:26:46 PM »
100degrees with 85% humidity.... :wink:

Talk about my kind of weather!

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2011, 04:29:12 PM »
Talk about my kind of weather!

You wouldn't say that if you were a female over the age of 45.... :whistling:
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2011, 04:32:47 PM »
You wouldn't say that if you were a female over the age of 45.... :whistling:
I know what you mean.....and I ain't female.

We can hang meat in the house in summer and bake goods anywhere in the house in winter.
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2011, 04:50:22 PM »
I know what you mean.....and I ain't female.

We can hang meat in the house in summer and bake goods anywhere in the house in winter.

M and T have been known to wear sweatshirts and jeans in the house in the summer....I am wearing a tshirt and a pair of gym shorts.   :whatever:
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2011, 04:52:08 PM »
You wouldn't say that if you were a female over the age of 45.... :whistling:

My wife is in that category. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was an Ess-kee-moe (insensitive, non-PC, description)

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2011, 04:59:19 PM »
My wife is in that category. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was an Ess-kee-moe (insensitive, non-PC, description)


She has my sympathies. 
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2011, 05:29:48 PM »

She has my sympathies. 

It's not all bad for her ... she is married to me!   :rotf:

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2011, 05:42:59 PM »
It's not all bad for her ... she is married to me!   :rotf:

She has my sympathies.  :-)

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2011, 05:52:21 PM »
She has my sympathies.  :-)

I was being nice by not commenting..... :whistling:





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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2011, 11:04:54 PM »
100degrees with 85% humidity.... :wink:

Damn, why did I not remember the humidity? I guess because it's just what I'm used to.  :wink:

Sparky would melt in the shit we get here. Me? That's what lakes are for.  :-)
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2011, 11:51:57 PM »
Damn, why did I not remember the humidity? I guess because it's just what I'm used to.  :wink:

Sparky would melt in the shit we get here. Me? That's what lakes are for.  :-)

Yeah, when they have WATER in them.........  :fuelfire:
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2011, 04:31:44 AM »
Yep---this old fart is a wimp.  Moved from Michigan, to southern Florida...So I've had both ..... northern snow, ice and cold, then heat and humidity.  Now in AL, not alot of snow, but ice underneath on top of roads through hills and around sharp curves.  Now just employ the retired old fart law ------ make sure enough coffee and throw another log on the fire and watch the world go by...................................................


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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2011, 05:35:42 AM »
No word from Sparky....  are you stuck in your driveway? 

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2011, 07:03:55 AM »
No word from Sparky....  are you stuck in your driveway? 

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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2011, 07:22:52 AM »
Yeah, when they have WATER in them.........  :fuelfire:

Then I have a bigger lake 2 hours away called the Atlantic.
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2011, 08:17:48 AM »
Lemme know next time you're sweating your balls off in a 90 degree heat wave while I'm enjoying the sun with a beer at 100 degrees on my boat.

Pretty much any July/August.  Probably also be the days I'll either do the exciter (doghouse, steam turbine) or the pipe chase (right now in there it's 110 degrees.  Imagine it during the summer.)
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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2011, 08:18:55 AM »
Is there a pub with dicky-boys?





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Re: All you Southern wimps...
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2011, 08:22:09 AM »
Pretty much any July/August.  Probably also be the days I'll either do the exciter (doghouse, steam turbine) or the pipe chase (right now in there it's 110 degrees.  Imagine it during the summer.)

Dang Sparky, why do you always have to be number one in the worst things?????  Why??????? 

    :overreaction:

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