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Offline Chris_

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I presume
« on: January 12, 2011, 02:24:21 AM »
After finding Dr. Livingstone,Stanley and his wife decided to tour Africa and were captured by some unfriendly natives,tied together with a long piece of leather,and left dangling over a large cliff.
That evening, the natives danced and chanted around the campfire,and as each member passed the leather strap holding the unfortunate couple,he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit more.As the chanting grew louder and louder,Stanley looked at his wife romantically and said,
"Listen, darling.They're fraying our thong!"
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Re: I presume
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 11:33:05 AM »
 :thatsright:
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Re: I presume
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 02:17:50 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: I presume
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 11:48:23 PM »
Lame LOL
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