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Offline ColonialMarine0431

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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2011, 08:12:28 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 11, 2011, 06:32:33 PM
Ok, which one of you right-wing-racist-pigs is RECYCLING????????!!!!!     Turn in your freakin VRWC card NOW, and we are coming for the guns. 

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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2011, 08:19:04 PM »
yep those new barrel cock.177s will leave a mark like nobody's business. 
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 08:32:30 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 11, 2011, 06:26:41 PM
I bet the cops wished they could block her number.

If Skinner wasn't being paid so handsomely by the DLC to keep the Island denizens contained, you know damned good and well there are a few IP addys he'd block - and I'm not talking' about 'moles'*, either.


*We at the VRWC can neither confirm nor deny the existence, or non-existence, as the case may be, of right wing operatives - commonly referred to as "moles" - employed in observing, agitating and documenting violent, abusive, treasonous, or generally insane commentary and behavior on Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups (aka: DemocraticUnderground.com).
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2011, 09:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Randy on January 11, 2011, 06:12:50 PM
OMG!!!!!11!!!1!111111!! I walked out of work today and I saw a used condom on the ground! It was an obvious DUmp message for me to go **** myself!!11!1!!1!!!!11ONEONEoNe!!!

I can't post here aymore, tehy is un to meh  :bawl:

 :lmao: The first thought that crossed my mind when I read this lame bouncy was that the only thing a female DUmmie is gonna find is the used condom and paper bag left behind on the nightstand by their latest victim as he flees.
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2011, 09:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:51:58 PM
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.

I'm still trying to figure out how to fit DUmbshit Stevenumbers - among others - into this statement. :confused:
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2011, 09:59:23 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 11, 2011, 09:57:11 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how to fit DUmbshit Stevenumbers - among others - into this statement. :confused:

Well, should I expand it to the animal kingdom, or is that still too narrow?  Is he an amoeba or something? :???: :lmao:
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2011, 10:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Well, should I expand it to the animal kingdom, or is that still too narrow?  Is he an amoeba or something? :???: :lmao:

I don't know about amoeba, but I'm pretty sure there is evidence of him propositioning a number of flagellates.  Nobody has stomach enough to look at it, but I'm pretty sure it's there.
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2011, 01:25:24 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 11, 2011, 01:48:59 PM
  OMG, one day while walking to work, I found a couple of score sheets from a bowling alley. Those guys can be dangerous with their 16 pound balls.

Specially if he just got outa prison and his name is Ben Dover!

Lock yer doors, buy a dog, load up on ammo!
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Re: Tesha has the first 'Target' bouncy
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2011, 01:41:28 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 11, 2011, 09:51:58 PM
:lmao:
Maybe I should rephrase it to include all DUmmies of any gender and mammalian classification.

I was wondering which phylum and genus UGP would fit into.

Quote from: thundley4 on January 11, 2011, 01:48:59 PM
OMG, one day while walking to work, I found a couple of score sheets from a bowling alley. Those guys can be dangerous with their 16 pound balls.

16 pound balls!   :o

Sounds painful.  
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