I'm curious, and haven't checked yet. Have we the very first ever post at the DUmp. The opening as it were? I'm going to go check the last page now. 
EDIT: Nope. Won't go back that far for me.
Not a chance! We might have had it if we researched our old home, but I doubt it seriosly since they had a major cluster**** a few years ago.
Hell we had to re-register for cripes sake!
I think, unless the DUmp has kept it, it no longer exists! I'll bet Skimmer has it, in order to make himself some kind of demigod
savin' the demoncRats, otherwise, I doubt even
he wants to remember what a bunch of assholes they were at the beginning!
Not like they aren't anymore, but boy, they had some real doozies there to start with!
It's how the "tombstone" came into existence! Some were even too ****ed up for Skins!