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Offline Tess Anderson

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"Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« on: January 06, 2011, 02:48:40 PM »
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otohara  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 01:07 PM
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Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music
 so far, God Bless America, Three Cheers for The Red, White, Blue, - and of course the National Anthem.


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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 02:50:58 PM »
The hate DUmmies have for America is sickening.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 02:52:22 PM »
Communist fks.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 02:59:53 PM »
wouldn't it be awesome if Boehner's phone could detect when a DUmmy calls and force them into terminal on hold status?
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 03:11:35 PM »
Yeah, DUmbass, those songs are so inappropriate.
I hate that I have to call these rejects fellow citizens.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 03:25:55 PM »
If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 03:54:06 PM »
Oh the audacity he has to play those songs!!!!!1111oneeleventy
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 03:55:00 PM »
I'd hate to hear what Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi's office play while you're on hold... Ricky Martin and the Village People.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 03:56:51 PM »
Wow! "God" and "America" in the same song??????? HERESY!!!!!!!!!

I love that he's making their heads asplode!
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 04:37:32 PM »
To a DUchebag that is like those ultrasonic rodent devices......and the DUmpmonkeys are like rodents, only DUmpstains don't learn from their mistakes and rats usually kill the members that do not produce.  Shit Rats are better than DUmbasses.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2011, 04:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on January 06, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.
"Having My Baby" ranks among the worst songs in the history of music. In an emergency, it could substitute for syrup of ipecac.
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2011, 04:42:47 PM »
Well he does have a fetish for the constitution so it makes sense that his machine would play American type songs.  :-)
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2011, 05:15:27 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 06, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
"Having My Baby" ranks among the worst songs in the history of music. In an emergency, it could substitute for syrup of ipecac.

Apparently you haven't heard that ode to rodent mating, "Muskrat Love."
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2011, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 06, 2011, 02:52:22 PM
Communist fks.

You do know, if our members don't wish to see our profanity they can turn it off, right?

Why do ya think I have such a foul mouth? Those that aren't offended see my true feelings, and those that are can still get the drift! It gives 'em little touchy feely stars to make 'em feel better!

I live by the "Patton Principal". A man should be able to curse 2 minutes non stop, or he ain't a man, or sumpin' like that! Hehehehehe

I mean, c'mon, ya ain't foolin' anyone! We all know most of us here curse like truck drivers! Even the fair sex, if they're anything like "Toots", which I suspect they are! Vesta excluded, of course! At least in my Red State heaven, anyway!

Hell, even frank lets loose once in a while, though I think when he does it, it's cause his buttons have been pushed once too often by some DUmbass!

He don't even kick his cats for cryin' out loud! I thought that was why they were here! I have 2 that sleep between me and the Bassets every night and I figure they deserve it! Specially since every once in a while they sink their fangs into my socks if I move during sleep!

I think it was Boudi that asked me once why I threw around F-bombs, yet once in a while inserted shirt instead of shit. Since then, I have just let it fly. Everyone knows the inference anyway!

Or do ya have one of those feminine censored keyboards? hehe

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It's the sole reason I started hangin' out here instead of FR! Too much censorship over there!

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Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on January 06, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
If he had "Having My Baby", and maybe a christian hymn or two as well, I can only imagine how insane the DUmmies will get. We'll be able to hear their heads a splode from the moon.

Promise? Maybe we should start a CCUAC and start emailin' him!
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2011, 06:40:19 PM »
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otohara  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-06-11 01:07 PM
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Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music
so far, God Bless America, Three Cheers for The Red, White, Blue, - and of course the National Anthem.
Hey DUchebag, we do live in America. But, then again, you primitives have no loyalty, so you wouldn't understand. :bird:
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2011, 07:15:33 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on January 06, 2011, 05:15:27 PM
Apparently you haven't heard that ode to rodent mating, "Muskrat Love."
"Muskrat Love" was awful, but it's "Amazing Grace" compared to "Having My Baby".
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2011, 07:33:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 06, 2011, 07:15:33 PM
"Muskrat Love" was awful, but it's "Amazing Grace" compared to "Having My Baby".

Who ever wrote Muskrat Luv, doesn't know a damn thing about the disgusting little critters! They eat the eggs of the Wild Canadian Geese I give sanctuary to every year in my pond! I shoot every single one I see! Little sum bitches!
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2011, 07:37:47 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 06, 2011, 07:33:48 PM
Who ever wrote Muskrat Luv, doesn't know a damn thing about the disgusting little critters! They eat the eggs of the Wild Canadian Geese I give sanctuary to every year in my pond! I shoot every single one I see! Little sum bitches!
Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2011, 07:50:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 06, 2011, 07:37:47 PM
Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.

Well, why the hell do ya think I give 'em a free motel? Got close to a dozen in the freezer right now! Between me and my kids, we pretty much keep the local Ranch population in check!

Goose in a honey glaze is outstanding! More dark meat, too! I prefer dark meat when it comes to web footed chickens!
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Re: "Gag - Boner's Office on-hold Music" (otohara)
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2011, 01:22:23 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 06, 2011, 07:37:47 PM
Canada geese are rapidly becoming bigger pests than pigeons. Anyone who plays golf would probably rather have rats than geese. Geese are filthy vermin, but are at least great on the dinner table.

They are the avian equivalent of goats.  All they would do all over Ft. Belvoir was eat and poop.
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