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Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« on: January 06, 2011, 02:43:07 PM »
Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars, Though We See A Way Of Getting Both...

http://jalopnik.com/392524/missouri-dealer-offering-free-gun-or-free-gas-with-cars-though-we-see-a-way-of-getting-both

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It's not too much of a surprise to hear that this car dealership in Missouri is offering a free gun with the purchase of a car. It's also fairly common these days for dealers to lure customers in with gimmicky offers of free stuff or cheap gas. But there's just something about the combination of both incentives under one roof that gives us a warm moist feeling of hope for an America where all car dealers everywhere will sucker-in fearful consumers to showrooms, regardless of which mainstream media-induced panic the customer suffers from.



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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 03:00:51 PM »
It is not uncommon here in Missouri for car dealerships to offer free rifles (or even handguns) with a new car purchase, particularly around deer season.

The Barrett is uncommon though, but if you have the cash to buy a Viper, a big-buck rifle would be an obvious transition.

I'd love to have a Barrett, but can't see my way clear to spend seven-plus grand for the one that I want........

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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 03:09:37 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on January 06, 2011, 03:00:51 PM
It is not uncommon here in Missouri for car dealerships to offer free rifles (or even handguns) with a new car purchase, particularly around deer season.

The Barrett is uncommon though, but if you have the cash to buy a Viper, a big-buck rifle would be an obvious transition.

I'd love to have a Barrett, but can't see my way clear to spend seven-plus grand for the one that I want........

doc
I love the "You don't have a problem with God, do you?" in that ad! 
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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 03:16:34 PM »
Quote from: cavegal on January 06, 2011, 03:09:37 PM
I love the "You don't have a problem with God, do you?" in that ad! 

Yeah......this IS one of the states that the liberals complain about that tends to vote on the basis of "God, guns and gays"........

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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 04:06:53 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on January 06, 2011, 03:16:34 PM
Yeah......this IS one of the states that the liberals complain about that tends to vote on the basis of "God, guns and gays"........

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It's great, isn't it?

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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 04:12:58 PM »
A sniper rifle and a fast get-a-way car....now that's a combo.

Mohammed and Malvo should have waited a little while.
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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 05:57:10 PM »
I s'pose if I take the gun I can get my own gas.
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Re: Missouri Dealer Offering Free Gun Or Free Gas With Cars,
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 07:23:45 PM »
All kinds of win in that photo of the Viper posted. :cheersmate:
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