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"Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:14:49 PM »
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Wed Jan-05-11 09:04 PM
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Reasons why people vote Republican
 I saw some of these on T-shirts one time and made up a few of my own. Can you think of any additions?

Obama won't let me harvest the organs of 9/11 first responders. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama doesn't realize that the 2nd Amendment gives me the right to own a missile launcher and enough assault weapons to blow the moon out of orbit. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama was born on Uranus. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama won't let me hunt the homeless for sport. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama wants to let gay people vote and own land. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama doesn't realize that it's "nookyoular" not "nuclear". That's why I vote Republican.
Obama is a communist because his political views are to the left of Hitler's. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama doesn't realize that billionaires need money more than impoverished families. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama was the 20th hijacker. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama won't nuke France. That's why I vote Republican.
Obama doesn't realize that Jesus was white, voted Republican, only cared about abortion and homosexuality, hated the poor, and loved guns. That's why I vote Republican.
 
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 09:26:08 PM »
I didn't realize we wanted to nuke France.... ??

This is news to me.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 10:23:41 PM »
That was 'tarded.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 10:37:49 PM »
1. IQ over 100.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 10:42:36 PM »
I have a brain and am not afraid to use it.  That's why I vote republican.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 10:44:03 PM »
I want your money, that is why I vote DemocratIC.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 10:46:31 PM »
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Wed Jan-05-11 09:04 PM
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Reasons why people vote Republican
 I saw some of these on T-shirts one time and made up a few of my own. Can you think of any additions?

Obama won't let me harvest the organs of 9/11 first responders. That's why I vote Republican. WTF?
Obama doesn't realize that the 2nd Amendment gives me the right to own a missile launcher and enough assault weapons to blow the moon out of orbit. That's why I vote Republican. Check!
Obama was born on Uranus. That's why I vote Republican. Obwana came outa ur ass? That 'splains alot! Thanx for clearin' that up! check!
Obama won't let me hunt the homeless for sport. That's why I vote Republican. again WTF?
Obama wants to let gay people vote and own land. That's why I vote Republican. Uh, just what the hell is stoppin' them? Sure as hell ain't us!
Obama doesn't realize that it's "nookyoular" not "nuclear". That's why I vote Republican. I guess Pokistan is better, and bowing to other heads of state is a-okay with you, huh?
Obama is a communist because his political views are to the left of Hitler's. That's why I vote Republican. way left of Hitlers! check!
Obama doesn't realize that billionaires need money more than impoverished families. That's why I vote Republican. just who the hell pays your paycheck asshat? Oh, that's right, you get yours from Obwana's stash! In other words, off the backs of those actually workin' for a livin'! check!
Obama was the 20th hijacker. That's why I vote Republican. again WTF? this is gettin' a little repetitive, ain't it?
Obama won't nuke France. That's why I vote Republican. Now this is downright childish!
Obama doesn't realize that Jesus was white, voted Republican, only cared about abortion and homosexuality, hated the poor, and loved guns. That's why I vote Republican. This is so far off the radar, no one knows what the hell yer talikn' 'bout! In other words, WTF?

Lets see.........by my count ya got 4 outa 11! Not so good, slimeball! My dog has a better average poopin' on the shovel I pick her shit up with!

Epic fail, wanna try again?
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 07:12:20 AM »
Oh Dear Lord.  Whenever they have things like this, such as Tshirt and bumper sticker contests, anything that requires a slogan of some sort, they are so embarrassingly stupid.  Taverner always came up with the worst.  Their senses of humor never advanced beyond the 2nd grade. 

'Tarded is right. 
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 08:15:13 AM »
As usual, the DUmmies have no sense of humor.  Or any idea why we really vote Republican.

Those VRWC discounts come in handy. :-)
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 08:24:50 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on January 06, 2011, 08:15:13 AM
As usual, the DUmmies have no sense of humor.  Or any idea why we really vote Republican.

Those VRWC discounts come in handy. :-)

Yes they do. I got this house for $10,679.00 with my discount.  :-)
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2011, 09:13:53 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 05, 2011, 09:26:08 PM
I didn't realize we wanted to nuke France.... ??

This is news to me.

It hadn't really crossed my mind before, but it might be a good idea on general principles.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2011, 09:35:06 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2011, 09:13:53 AM
It hadn't really crossed my mind before, but it might be a good idea on general principles.

Yeah now that y'all mentioned it, I don't really see any reasons not to.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2011, 09:55:58 AM »
Quote from: Randy on January 06, 2011, 09:35:06 AM
Yeah now that y'all mentioned it, I don't really see any reasons not to.

Plus, we could then say to the Russkies that we had legitimately taken a nuke or five "out of service." :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo:
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2011, 10:08:08 AM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on January 05, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
That was 'tarded.

No, 'tarded would have made sense.

This was beyond 'tarded.  Way beyond.   :hammer:
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2011, 10:18:14 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 06, 2011, 09:55:58 AM
Plus, we could then say to the Russkies that we had legitimately taken a nuke or five "out of service." :tongue: :fuelfire: :yahoo:

Actually if we were to do the job right we could take the ones France has out too. :-)

Then we could claim 4-5 of ours and an entire player in the Nuclear Club.

Just think about how much safer the world would be.  :fuelfire:
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2011, 10:25:07 AM »
Because a "D" looks like somone sitting on their ass and an "R" looks like someone stepping on the little people....I like "R's".
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2011, 11:13:53 AM »
And by the way, DUmmies, if we really wanted missile launchers, we know how to build them, so don't give us any lip on that Second Amendment stuff you don't understand.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2011, 11:25:19 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2011, 11:13:53 AM
And by the way, DUmmies, if we really wanted missile launchers, we know how to build them, so don't give us any lip on that Second Amendment stuff you don't understand.

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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2011, 11:34:15 AM »
Yet, liberals accuse us of relying on hatred and insults  ::)
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2011, 11:37:20 AM »
Best answer I ever heard:  Democrats are supposedly for poor people and the disadvantaged, so they'll push policies that create more poor people and disadvantaged.  Republicans are supposedly for rich and successful people, so they'll create more policies that create more rich and successful people.

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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2011, 11:37:20 AM »
Classic Projection.

What they bitch about is what they're doing. The first rule of Magic is misdirection and they all think they're David Copperfields. Watch me pull a trillion out of this hat.
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2011, 11:44:31 AM »
The stupidity in that DUmmie's post is overwhelming. :mental:
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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2011, 11:55:50 AM »
Wow those aren't just unfunny, they're DUmb. And what's that first responders nonsense?

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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2011, 11:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Randy on January 06, 2011, 11:37:20 AM
Classic Projection.

What they bitch about is what they're doing. The first rule of Magic is misdirection and they all think they're David Copperfields. Watch me pull a trillion out of this hat]/b].

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Re: "Reasons why people vote Republican" (Rocknrule)
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2011, 12:00:58 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 06, 2011, 11:55:50 AM
Wow those aren't just unfunny, they're DUmb. And what's that first responders nonsense?
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