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Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« on: January 04, 2011, 07:06:17 PM »
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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-04-11 06:24 PM
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Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
   
At lunch I switched over for literally 3 minutes and the lard ass was rambling all over the place. Before he took a dig at St.Louis Rams fans "eating crow" (he failed to get his dream job of NFL ownership because he is such a racist) he jokingly said that he heard that the massive bird death in Arkansas was because of GLOBAL WARMING.

He meant it as a joke. Satire. But his listeners (conservatives) simply don't register satire or irony.

The first thing I thought of was the manufacture of a lie starting with Rush a few years ago. When Sandy Berger (on Kerry's campaign staff) got caught taking documents out of the National Archives (I think it was) Rush said, "I hear that he had them hidden in his socks". By 3 o'clock that afternoon Major Garrett was reporting the socks story as the midday anchor. I don't remember if for some reason I was home that day or if we watched unfold here on DU. By that evening it was part of the the initial paragraph on Fox News that Britt Hume read and the rest of the MSM followed, as usual.


Bird death - global warming. Don't be surprised if you hear it in the next day or so on TV and then it becames a "fact" of this story.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x116274

I fully expect to hear that globull warming killed these birds. Only, it won't be a joke and it will be from someone on the left.

You should have listened for more than 3 minutes, you missed the joke about the birds hitting the debt ceiling.

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gratuitous  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-04-11 06:27 PM
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2. Rush really should stand up when he does his show
   
As long as he keeps pulling things out of his ass, it would expedite the process, I should think.

And it's us on the right who can't register satire.  :whatever:

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3. Gulf Oil Spill
   
When I first heard of all the dead birds, and fish, my immediate thought was the Oil Spill. Could this be connected?

yep it's all BP's fault.

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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 07:51:22 PM »
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Bird death - global warming. Don't be surprised if you hear it in the next day or so on TV and then it becames a "fact" of this story.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 08:43:48 PM »
Maybe it's just their breeds time to disappear from the Earth?

It is quite odd.  There were more birds that fell from the sky in another state today or yesterday.  I think in Kentucky?  I only caught the news update and we were right outside of Laughlin so my radio was cutting out a bit.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 08:54:49 PM »
If someone has discovered a way to exterminate a few bazillion of those damn blackbirds, more power to them.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 11:53:10 PM »
Oh my gosh... it's the fault of global cooling!

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“Underlying disease, starvation and cold fronts where birds can’t get their body heat up” have caused similar occurrences “in various species over the years,” he said.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/500-birds-fall-from-the-sky-in-louisiana/

We NEED global warming to happen so the wittle birdies don't die.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 12:45:49 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2011, 08:54:49 PM
If someone has discovered a way to exterminate a few bazillion of those damn blackbirds, more power to them.

Yep. Filthy ceatures that poop worse than doves.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 01:12:33 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on January 05, 2011, 12:45:49 AM
Yep. Filthy ceatures that poop worse than doves.

Noisy ****ers, too! And they beat up my sparrows and swallows in the bird feeders! When they started ****in' with the Hummers, I started shootin' the hell outa 'em with my pellet gun! Pricks! The cats luv it when I just wound 'em!

We're not gonna miss a few thousand! They breed like rats!
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 01:40:57 AM »
I believe that our alien overlords killed the birds as an experiment and to strike fear into our heats.

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“Underlying disease, starvation and cold fronts where birds can’t get their body heat up” have caused similar occurrences “in various species over the years,” he said.

In all seriousness, I'd tend to believe this.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 05:22:29 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 05, 2011, 01:40:57 AM
I believe that our alien overlords killed the birds as an experiment and to strike fear into our heats.

In all seriousness, I'd tend to believe this.

Now I have to BS ya.  I've seen them in upstate NY in the winter, and they have zero problem running other birds out of my parents' feeders.  (Though, the bird type that is the fiercest, that nothing will mess with, is a male cardinal.  I've seen one male cardinal run four blue jays off before.  It's a beautiful thing.) 
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 09:47:29 AM »
DUmmies, seriously, ya'll need to stop it. My face is getting sore from all the face-palming.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 10:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 05, 2011, 09:47:29 AM
DUmmies, seriously, ya'll need to stop it. My face is getting sore from all the face-palming.

That must be why it seams to take forever to get replies around here, you all have to type with one hand.
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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 11:00:52 AM »
Irony...on display at DU everyday. I swear if I was an English teacher I'd assign homework that they go to DU and find 10 examples of irony. They'd be done in 15 minutes, I bet.

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Re: Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 11:14:25 AM »
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underpants  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Jan-04-11 06:24 PM
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Arkansas bird death talking point (a how to) from Rush Limbaugh - global warming
   
At lunch I switched over for literally 3 minutes and the lard ass was rambling all over the place. Before he took a dig at St.Louis Rams fans "eating crow" (he failed to get his dream job of NFL ownership because he is such a racist) he jokingly said that he heard that the massive bird death in Arkansas was because of GLOBAL WARMING.



Panty-man lies.  The DUmmies all say they "accidentally" hit the Rush Limbaugh show when we all know they listen to him every day.  If they were smart enough to actually absorb what Rush Limbaugh says, they might learn something. 
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