Until you have rubbed coconut oil on his tummy and licked the crumbs from his chest hair you don't know a man! I love to run my fingers through his skullet and shave my name into his back hair. Hands off girls, he is FAR FAR FAR too much man for you!!!!!!! Those aren't underwear on the floor either, those are his dirty hermit socks he bought off of Ebay to spice up our secret special times.

I gotta go now, he has rubbed himself down with cheetos and honey and is calling my name!!!!!!!