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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2011, 11:06:13 PM »
I might keep my job because it would be something interesting to do (not that they wouldn't have a hard time finding a replacement).
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2011, 11:37:17 PM »
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2011, 02:06:27 AM »
Honestly, after building a house and furnishing it, I think I'd have a few select people killed. In a completely friendly manner of course.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2011, 08:19:11 AM »
2 people won.  One in Idaho, one in Washington.  Dang. 
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2011, 08:21:28 AM »
2 people won.  One in Idaho, one in Washington.  Dang. 

Oh well.  Powerball is on for tonight.  :-)

It surprises me that a lot of people say they'd keep right on working if they won that kind of money.  Personally, I'd have ZERO problem playing golf nearly every day and living by the beach.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2011, 09:57:08 AM »
I've been going through my numbers and I won $5 so far.... but my baby kept trying to steal my tickets, so I will hold off until nap time.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2011, 11:02:11 AM »
Oh freakin well.  Back to the salt mines.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2011, 11:26:56 AM »
You know, a person could likely buy DU with that much money...

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2011, 01:21:33 PM »
Someone could buy Skinner himself with that kind of dough. Though, I can't imagine why they would want to.

I've been going through my numbers and I won $5 so far.... but my baby kept trying to steal my tickets, so I will hold off until nap time.

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2011, 01:30:12 PM »


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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2011, 01:58:36 PM »
First of all, unless someone won the entire $330 Million themselves, which they didn't, if they took the lump sum, it would only be ~$160 Million BEFORE taxes. The Usurper, 0bama would want 40% of that, so that leaves ~$ 96 Million. If they took the payments, which I believe is over 25 years, that would wind up about $7.2 Million per year after taxes. (that cumbersome 40%)

If I won it, I would be able to spend about $5-15 Million right off the bat. (new house with some land, pay for the kid's college, new vehicles, a nice yacht and an airplane) After that, I don't what the hell I'd spend it on. I'd probably donate to a few different charities every year. I MIGHT even be able to change how a few of them are run, e.g., the Navy Relief Society, The American Red Cross, etc.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2011, 02:08:04 PM »
First of all, unless someone won the entire $330 Million themselves, which they didn't, if they took the lump sum, it would only be ~$160 Million BEFORE taxes.

We all did a lot of homework, and with the cooperation of both the Illinois and California State Lottery offices, were very happy with the access we were given, vis-a-vis our storyline.

And I can tell all you naysayers that our script has NOTHING resembling either "Brewster's Millions", Ice Cube's "The Ticket," or any other previous story concerning a lottery win.

I can honestly say I think you'll all be very pleased with what we've done with this unique, tragic, and heretofore, UNTOLD story!  :-)

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »
First of all, unless someone won the entire $330 Million themselves, which they didn't, if they took the lump sum, it would only be ~$160 Million BEFORE taxes. The Usurper, 0bama would want 40% of that, so that leaves ~$ 96 Million. If they took the payments, which I believe is over 25 years, that would wind up about $7.2 Million per year after taxes. (that cumbersome 40%)

If I won it, I would be able to spend about $5-15 Million right off the bat. (new house with some land, pay for the kid's college, new vehicles, a nice yacht and an airplane) After that, I don't what the hell I'd spend it on. I'd probably donate to a few different charities every year. I MIGHT even be able to change how a few of them are run, e.g., the Navy Relief Society, The American Red Cross, etc.

I already said I'd buy you a truck if I won it - I guess you missed that.  :bawl:





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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2011, 02:40:06 PM »
I already said I'd buy you a truck if I won it - I guess you missed that.  :bawl:





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I'd also have to ask for a cheap house on some FLAT land. You've been here, so you know what I mean (something under $200K)
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2011, 02:49:12 PM »
First of all, unless someone won the entire $330 Million themselves, which they didn't, if they took the lump sum, it would only be ~$160 Million BEFORE taxes. The Usurper, 0bama would want 40% of that, so that leaves ~$ 96 Million. If they took the payments, which I believe is over 25 years, that would wind up about $7.2 Million per year after taxes. (that cumbersome 40%)

If I won it, I would be able to spend about $5-15 Million right off the bat. (new house with some land, pay for the kid's college, new vehicles, a nice yacht and an airplane) After that, I don't what the hell I'd spend it on. I'd probably donate to a few different charities every year. I MIGHT even be able to change how a few of them are run, e.g., the Navy Relief Society, The American Red Cross, etc.

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2011, 02:49:55 PM »
We all did a lot of homework, and with the cooperation of both the Illinois and California State Lottery offices, were very happy with the access we were given, vis-a-vis our storyline.

And I can tell all you naysayers that our script has NOTHING resembling either "Brewster's Millions", Ice Cube's "The Ticket," or any other previous story concerning a lottery win.

I can honestly say I think you'll all be very pleased with what we've done with this unique, tragic, and heretofore, UNTOLD story!  :-)

Aw, come on.  Hollywood is all about remakes, so you need to re-do Brewster's Millions!  I'm thinking Dave Chappelle for the Richard Pryor role, maybe Seth Rogen or Jack Black for the John Candy role. :lmao:
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2011, 02:55:29 PM »
Aw, come on.  Hollywood is all about remakes, so you need to re-do Brewster's Millions!  I'm thinking Dave Chappelle for the Richard Pryor role, maybe Seth Rogen or Jack Black for the John Candy role. :lmao:

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2011, 03:50:15 PM »
I'd also have to ask for a cheap house on some FLAT land. You've been here, so you know what I mean (something under $200K)

Do you honestly think that finding a house, or better yet, building a house on some flat land - maybe down toward Dallas a little bit - would be a problem when you've got $60 million to spend?   :o 

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2011, 04:45:00 PM »
Do you honestly think that finding a house, or better yet, building a house on some flat land - maybe down toward Dallas a little bit - would be a problem when you've got $60 million to spend?   :o 

Hell, you could even have a gold-plated crapper for that kinda money!  :rotf:

Oh, I was referring to you & if YOU won the lottery. If I won the lottery, I already KNOW where'd I'd buy. Across the river and out in the country. At least 20 acres, preferably partially wooded. I'd also build a new, modern log cabin or ranch style house. However, there's a nice parcel east of me on HWY 82 that's pretty nice. Either way, it'd HAVE to be out in the country.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
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« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2011, 04:56:40 PM »
TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2011, 05:01:29 PM »
Is it possible to buy Mila Kunis with that kind of money??

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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2011, 05:50:19 PM »
You don't need a million bucks to do nothing, take a look at my cousin.  He's broke, don't do shit.
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2011, 07:03:10 PM »
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Re: What would you do with $330 Million?
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2011, 11:34:11 AM »
You don't need a million bucks to do nothing, take a look at my cousin.  He's broke, don't do shit.

But does he show his woman his "Ohhh" face? :lmao: