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Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« on: January 03, 2011, 07:42:12 PM »
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Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
   
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I hope he's ok after 30 days and raises lots of money but this story made me giggle :rofl:

Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
(01-03) 02:39 PST Spring Hill, Fla. (AP) --

A Florida man says he's going to spend the next month living in a fenced enclosure with two African lions.

James Jablon of Spring Hill hopes the stunt will raise money for his wildlife center, Wildlife Rehabilitation of Hernando.

Jablon entered the lions' den Saturday. He says he's going to sleep on hay near the lions named Lea and Ed and eat when they eat. :spray:

He says he's also going to build a place to sleep and hide in the trees in the enclosure, in case the lions fight with each other. His adventure is being streamed live online through January 31.


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/0...

comment after article: He should change his middle name to "lunch" in preparation of an appropriate epitaph.

I hope they don't destroy the lions when they finish doing their lion things with him.



Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/0...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x111571

I heard this on the radio today my first thought was, what is his DU name?
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2011, 07:49:56 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 03, 2011, 07:42:12 PM
I heard this on the radio today my first thought was, what is his DU name?
Also, how many bong hits did they have before thinking up this wonderful idea. Sleeping with the lions. What a fantastic idea. :rotf: :fuelfire:
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2011, 07:50:51 PM »
If you haven't already seen it, check out the documentary movie "Grizzly Man".
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2011, 07:51:49 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 03, 2011, 07:49:56 PM
Also, how many bong hits did they have before thinking up this wonderful idea. Sleeping with the lions. What a fantastic idea. :rotf: :fuelfire:

If only his name was Daniel then this would be perfect.  :-)
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2011, 08:21:29 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 03, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
If you haven't already seen it, check out the documentary movie "Grizzly Man".

I saw it..what a happy ending!
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2011, 08:49:11 PM »
Ive seen this movie before....

[youtube=320,240]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrvdbr3YJ0[/youtube]

DUmbass.



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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 07:06:57 AM »
If lions could talk, would they say, "Tastes just like chicken."
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 11:56:40 AM »
I put a little twist on it Johnny. (Hope you don't mind.)
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 04, 2011, 07:06:57 AM
If lions could talk, would they say, "Tastes just like chicken idiot."
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 12:46:03 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 03, 2011, 07:42:12 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x111571

I heard this on the radio today my first thought was, what is his DU name?


Really?  Mine was "self correcting problem".

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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2011, 12:54:13 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 04, 2011, 07:06:57 AM
If lions could talk, would they say, "Tastes just like chicken."

Naw! If he's a DUmmie, which I suspect to be true, they would say, "Tastes just like Shit!!!", and spit him out!
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 04, 2011, 12:54:13 PM
Naw! If he's a DUmmie, which I suspect to be true, they would say, "Tastes just like Shit!!!", and spit him out!

There is a damn good reason why Lion Tamers in the Circus hold a whip , a chair and have someone outside the cage with a big gun pointed on the animals at all times.
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2011, 03:05:21 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on January 04, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
There is a damn good reason why Lion Tamers in the Circus hold a whip , a chair and have someone outside the cage with a big gun pointed on the animals at all times.

WTF????????

Just where do you go to the circus at????? I've been to the circus once a year since I had kids and grandkids and have never seen this! Is this circus on Uranus????
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 03:09:52 PM »
I get attacked by my cats when I walk in the door, I'd hate to see my luck with a lion.
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 06:56:22 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 04, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
I get attacked by my cats when I walk in the door, I'd hate to see my luck with a lion.
That's liberalism for ya. :mental:
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Re: Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 08:51:37 PM »
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