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Offline Janice

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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2011, 06:36:32 PM »
Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House?

Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.

At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.


Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before?  :whistling:

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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2011, 06:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Janice on January 02, 2011, 06:36:32 PM
Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House?

Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.

At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.


Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before?  :whistling:
:-) :lmao:
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2011, 06:43:35 PM »
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But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2011, 06:44:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 06:43:35 PM
False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.

She just needs to lay off the ice cream.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2011, 06:46:15 PM »
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At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.

WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2011, 06:48:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 02, 2011, 06:46:15 PM
WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?

My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks.  It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2011, 06:51:27 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 06:48:28 PM
My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks.  It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.

You're not as big as 'Chelle. Even assuming that she was two months at the July 4th party, that would put her at 8 months and it would be super obvious.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2011, 06:51:51 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 02, 2011, 06:46:15 PM
WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?

Me thinks its her au-natural look. Besides .. gorillas only 'slim down' when their sick.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2011, 07:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Janice on January 02, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
The first marxist linebacker pregnant?

Is this true?

Or is it a "hail Mary"?

This from the comment section:

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Wow, that is some interesting piece of news! Do we may know who the happy father is?

No. It wasn't me.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2011, 07:29:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.

He kills them when he's finished with them.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2011, 10:23:59 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

I think the only thing pregnant is her ass.  Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2011, 10:31:42 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 02, 2011, 10:23:59 PM
I think the only thing pregnant is her ass.  Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.

Are you saying shes a lard ass?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Janice on January 02, 2011, 10:31:42 PM
Are you saying shes a lard ass?

Nope, lard has its uses.  Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2011, 10:54:43 PM »
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14. LOL!
   
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!

I don't get it. Why would conservatives react that way?

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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2011, 02:04:59 AM »
How do we know  it wasn't one of those things from Alien?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2011, 02:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 02, 2011, 04:53:27 PM
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?

Yes. Especially the feminists. The feminists and other anti-lifers were upset that Sarah would not abort. The silence from the anti-life crowd will be deafening if Michelle's pregnancy turns out to be true.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2011, 04:52:14 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 02, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.

Not to mention it's a nice way to distract the masses from the continued downward spiral of the second half of Os presidency.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2011, 07:35:15 AM »
MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno. 

I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2011, 07:41:54 AM »
Quote from: Karin on January 03, 2011, 07:35:15 AM
MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno. 

I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 

It's the Muslim way.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2011, 08:45:01 AM »
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24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
   

I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.

Well, smartass, at least she would be old enough to confer natural born citizenship status upon it's birth.

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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2011, 09:11:48 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM
Nope, lard has its uses.  Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.

More bounce on which to pounce!   :rotf:
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2011, 09:20:26 AM »
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More bounce on which to pounce!   :rotf:

It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2011, 09:22:29 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 09:20:26 AM
It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.

A Catherine the Great style block and tackle adjacent to the connubial bed?
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Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2011, 11:34:52 AM »
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MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno.
I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 07:41:54 AM
It's the Muslim way.
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