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Offline thundley4

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Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« on: January 01, 2011, 12:02:29 PM »
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Posted: Dec 31, 2010 8:27 AM CST
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KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano arrived in Afghanistan Friday morning.

She will spend New Year's Eve with the troops, and meet with senior U.S. and Afghan officials to discuss the progress being made to secure the region.
http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=13764361

Yo, you dumb scrunt, I believe you are the head of the Department of Homeland Security.  You failed at the job, what makes you think you can help in Afghanistan?  The Mexican/American is more important to the average American, right now.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 01:54:05 PM »
Maybe we can get the "Ten Rings" to kidnap her, and hold her for ransom in a frigid cave in the mountains until she can build JerichoTM missiles for them?  :yahoo:
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 02:07:19 PM »
Maybe we will get lucky and some taliban will shoot her.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 02:10:54 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on January 02, 2011, 02:07:19 PM
Maybe we will get lucky and some taliban will shoot her.

From what I heard they have tight security and movement on the ground is limited.  I wouldn't be averse to her being kidnapped.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 05:45:36 PM »
Maybe AL-Q will mistake her for a man and try to recruit her.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 06:00:15 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on January 02, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
Maybe AL-Q will mistake her for a man and try to recruit her.

They won't have to persuade her to hate the US. OTOH, they'll probably think she's more effective at destroying this country in her current position rather than joining them.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 07:09:53 PM »
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Posted: Dec 31, 2010 8:27 AM CST
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KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano arrived in Afghanistan Friday morning.
She will spend New Year's Eve with the troops, and meet with senior U.S. and Afghan officials to discuss the progress being made to secure the region.
All is well then. As long as she's he's on the job, I feel safe. ::) :whatever: A total joke this whole administration from the top to the bottom. What a cast of goons.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 07:48:12 PM »
I wonder if she got fisted when she left BWI?  Oh wait--silly me--TSA searches are only for "little people"...
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 08:08:41 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 02, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
I wonder if she got fisted when she left BWI?  Oh wait--silly me--TSA searches are only for "little people"...

Come now, Sparky. You KNOW that she took a taxpayer funded trip on a Government aircraft. No way would she share a jet with the riff-raff....

Then, I marveled at the way she's supposed to be over there, helping Afghanistan secure their borders when she can't even secure the ones here...  :loser:
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 10:29:29 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on January 02, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
Maybe AL-Q will mistake her for a man and try to recruit her.

Maybe they'd mistake her boss for one and try to recruit him as well. :whistling:
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2011, 10:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on January 02, 2011, 10:29:29 PM
Maybe they'd mistake her boss for one and try to recruit him as well. :whistling:
:lol:  :ohsnap: :hi5:
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 10:45:55 PM »
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 11:38:38 PM »

Janet 'Butch' Incompetano

What - is she over there to interview muzzies for TSA jobs?

Hey - Butch ... take your gropers over with you next time and watch how fast their hands get whacked off.

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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2011, 11:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 02, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Come now, Sparky. You KNOW that she took a taxpayer funded trip on a Government aircraft. No way would she share a jet with the riff-raff....
Then, I marveled at the way she's supposed to be over there, helping Afghanistan secure their borders when she can't even secure the ones here...  :loser:
How true. It's very sad actually. :banghead:
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2011, 03:02:12 PM »
I sure hope they didn't buy her a round-trip ticket.
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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2011, 03:20:53 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 03, 2011, 11:56:15 AM
How true. It's very sad actually. :banghead:

This is whacked out you know.   WTF is she doing there, this is akin to a mother who abandons her children to find fulfilment in helping the children of others.

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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2011, 03:22:55 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on January 03, 2011, 03:20:53 PM
This is whacked out you know.   WTF is she doing there, this is akin to a mother who abandons her children to find fulfilment in helping the children of others.



She's no doubt sharing her vast expertise on how to keep people from sneaking across your nation's borders and creating no end of crime and havoc when they do...

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Re: Napolitano arrives in Afghanistan
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2011, 03:31:12 PM »
She heard all the women over there were nekkid under those sacks.
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