Previous DUmmies Of The Year

[Ptarmigan]

Since 2010 DUmmy of the year has been named. Is there a list of previous ones going to whenever it started?

[franksolich]

Oh now, Ptarmigan, sir, it's all in the DUmping Ground, the reference section of the DUmpster.

2005: Distressed American
2006: the Bostonian Drunkard
2007: TomInTib
2008: TomInTib
2009: greenbriar
2010: the Die alte Sau

[Ptarmigan]

Oh now, Ptarmigan, sir, it's all in the DUmping Ground, the reference section of the DUmpster.

2005: Distressed American
2006: the Bostonian Drunkard
2007: TomInTib
2008: TomInTib
2009: greenbriar
2010: the Die alte Sau

Thanks. I didn't see that!  Notice that TomInTib got it twice in a row.  I would expect Atman to be DUmmy of the year.

[franksolich]

Thanks. I didn't see that!  Notice that TomInTib got it twice in a row.  I would expect Atman to be DUmmy of the year.

As unlikely as it sounds, Pedro Picasso never did better than, like, about 8th place in any year.

Which surprises me, but that's the way it is.

[Ptarmigan]

As unlikely as it sounds, Pedro Picasso never did better than, like, about 8th place in any year.

Which surprises me, but that's the way it is.

Or Mike C for that matter.

[franksolich]

Or Mike C for that matter.

Well, yeah, that one truly stunned me, that the mike_c primitive didn't make even the runners-up this year.

One of my goals for 2011 is to make the mike_c primitive better-known around here, as he's trash.

[GOBUCKS]

Notice that TomInTib got it twice in a row.

Had he not been tombstoned for his drunken rant against the Jews, he might still be on the Top DUmmy throne. No DUmmy before or since has come close to TiTtyboy in prevarication, imagination, viciousness, arrogance, hatefulness, and eloquence - all the key personality traits for a Top DUmmy DUmbass democrat. It's a little strange. TiT was shitcanned for vile anti-semitism, while many other DUmmies thrive while expressing the same sentiment. Hatred of Jewish people is normally admired at the DUmp, since they played key roles in President Bush's administration (the diabolical "neocons"), and because Jews in Israeli excel at liquidating the DUmp's darling militant muslims. I suspect TiT, a Pittian alcoholic whose livelihood depended on clerking a trinket shop, rarely sent in checks during Skimmer's donation drives.

[franksolich]

I suspect TiT, a Pittian alcoholic whose livelihood depended on clerking a trinket shop, rarely sent in checks during Skimmer's donation drives.

Probably not.

By the way, I guess this is as good a time, and as good a thread, as ever, to point out something.

I was greatly disappointed, greatly discouraged, when the Die alte Sau placed only #19, a mere runner-up, and at the back of the pack at that, in 2009.....and so I resolved that all during 2010, I would highlight her, as she's deserved the award for a long time now.

And we've all seen what happened there.

USA4ME has the right idea; if one finds a particularly preposterous primitive, there's no harm in featuring that primitive in one's threads throughout the year.

[Ptarmigan]

Well, yeah, that one truly stunned me, that the mike_c primitive didn't make even the runners-up this year.

One of my goals for 2011 is to make the mike_c primitive better-known around here, as he's trash.

Mike C is really out there.