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Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
« on: December 31, 2010, 01:39:48 PM »
The Proud2BlibKansan, the Die alte Sau primitive, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, is a hateful old bitch.

Now, franksolich does not say that lightly, as franksolich believes words should mean exactly what they mean, instead of as if human excrement smeared on walls, as inmates of insane asylums are known to do.

And primitives on Skins's island, too.

One is compelled to digress for a minute here; the word "hate" was never in franksolich's vocabulary until he started watching the primitives on Skins's island nearly ten years ago.

franksolich is outside the "mainstream" of popular contemporary culture, for obvious reasons--never influenced by television, radio, the movies, fan magazines, music, barroom chitterchatter--and after landing on Skins's island the first few times, was shocked at how much the primitives hated; they hated this, they hated that, they hated him, they hated her, they hated one thing, they hated another thing, they hated this thing.

Whoa.

Perhaps franksolich had too insular of an upbringing, where the word "hate" was used rarely, and applied only to things truly Evil--and to characteristics and conduct, not to people themselves.

When my fellow alum Skins said some years ago that he hated George Bush, franksolich knew, with a sinking feeling, that he was way out of the loop, when it comes to language and the popular culture.

My fellow alum may hate George Bush, but franksolich has always only ever mildly disliked the Unsmiling One, the Impeached One, and the Big Zero, along with other Dem politicos such as Vast Teddy, the Bostonian Billionaire, Walter Mundane, Michael Dukakis, Blarney Frankenstein, Tipsy O'Neill, Bela Pelosi, &c., &c., &c.

One suspects what Skins means by "hate," franksolich means by "mildly dislikes."

Thus has a most powerful word been devalued by too constant, too repetitious, too sloppy, of use.

When franksolich describes the Die alte Sau as "hateful," he means the word in the depth, the intensity, the passion, of its pre-devalued sense, when it meant something, rather than being as it is now, common ordinary run-of-the-mill idle lazy prattle.

Now, to call the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher "old" might seem stretching things a bit, as she's "only" 57 years old, and she appears to have weathered the decades well; not what one would call an aesthetic woman, but also not what one would call an unaesthetic woman.  Average-looking, although a bit more sharper and angular than most women on the down-side of middle age.

But her hate--again, in the old sense of the word, which means something--ages her; one imagines he is looking at a brittle, dried-out papier-mache doll, susceptible to shattering the first time life gives her a hard knock.  There are women 20, 30, 40, years older than Anne, having lived their lives without hate, who can absorb the roughest raps life gives them, and bounce back; not so the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive.

And finally there is the word "bitch."  Despite that he's met all sorts of women ranging from the good to the bad, from the beautiful to the ugly, from the pure to the grossly decadent, franksolich swears on the Head of St. John the Baptist that he has never in his life used a demeaning term to describe a woman, until now.  

The word "bitch," like "hate," means something to franksolich, and is not lightly, frivolously, used.

There is an old adage that only truly religious people can blaspheme; the same words coming out of the mouths of primitives and their ilk are just so much shit, and meaningless.  One recalls the sniveling drivel of the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive, during the Scamdal five and a half years ago, where "****" was every second or third word, rendering the quality of his discourse fit only for a septic-tank, if even that.

In real life, franksolich uses words such as "damn," "shit," "****," and "bitch," perhaps six or half a dozen times a year, and it causes a Great Discombobulation when he does.....because when franksolich uses any of these words, others know he really means something.

And so when franksolich describes the TOP DUmmie OF 2010 as a hateful old bitch, he really means something.  If there's any milk of human kindness in her, it's sour.

Given her widespread notoriety for hating, for telling tall tales, for venomously disparaging all that is good and decent in life and in people, there is no need to link to any of the Die alte Sau primitive's comments this year.  And besides, as someone pointed out in another thread here, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for sudden bombastic outbursts, being the sort of understated primitive one has to observe for a long time before understanding what she really is.

Is there any hope for Anne?

I dunno, but probably through no human agency or pharmaceutical drug.

For the longest time, I gently suggested that the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive procure some of the pre-FDA Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints, to settle herself down.  

But morphine and other opiates and contaminants aren't enough to do the job.

franksolich is no medical professional--far from it--but franksolich has never been unobservant, and wonders about something.  To me, the Die alte Sau primitive's hatred, bitterness, anger, rage, and brittleness seems almost organic, physical in nature.  In other words, there's something wrong with her plumbing.

Perhaps inside the lower half of her body, those things that make the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher a woman are all messed up, tubes and veins and nerves and pipes running amok twisting and turning into detours and dead-ends, frustrating, obstructing, and distorting her ability to be a woman.

Birth-defects or something like that, messing her up on the inside.

franksolich has known bitter, mean, spiteful women like Anne, for whom drugs had provided no remedies, but for whom a surgeon, snipping here, rearranging there, tying together that, remodeling this, wrought miracles, changing them into the rational, clear-thinking, considerate, women they had been meant to be.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2010, 01:57:45 PM »
While I'm not at all enthusiastic about Proud2BDUmb Anne ascending to the Top DUmmy throne, I think coach's profile of her is one of the most descriptive and accurate pieces I've seen in a long time. We should keep an eye on that blog with postings from the Plagiarising DUmmy Pitt. I expect some of coach's elegant prose to show up there any day.

And it would be a beautiful thing to hear the reaction of Proud2BDUmb Anne to coach's description of her character. She may quibble about some fine point, like maybe some insignificant part of her plumbing has been closely examined and found within normal parameters, but her record in archives here and at the DUmp would prevent any substantial objection.

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2010, 03:29:31 PM »
But morphine and other opiates and contaminants aren't enough to do the job.

A .45 ACP will do the trick.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 04:45:02 PM »
A .45 ACP will do the trick.

Actually, I've always noticed how small physical deformities affect character.

It's surprising what a good dental cleaning-and-repairing job will do for people.

It is a wonder to see, which is why I've never been reluctant to extend a loan or a "gift" to someone to get it done.

If that sort of thing has such a powerful impact, imagine what invisible (interior) physical deformities do to people.





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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2010, 05:19:18 PM »
This placement doesn't surprise me at all, althought the #2 winner did. Btw, I really like the fact that you talk about yourself in the thrid person in these title threads.

I think her being a still active public school teacher was the straw here - frontal lobotomy?

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2010, 05:38:23 PM »
The only good thing about this is the fact that she lives in a red state.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2010, 06:19:02 PM »
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2010, 06:19:22 PM »
I can relate to your feelings of hate toward the primitives. I too feel a strong dislike(hatred) toward them. I never thought that I would feel so strongly about a collective group of people that I've never met. Oh well. That's another screed.

Mrs Pritchett is the top Banana.

This is one Dumbass that I wouldn't mind see getting TS'd. I cannot think of one redeeming trait that would make her worthy of any showing of affection or emotion while she is on her death bed.

In her zeal to promote legalized abortion, she has advocated for the killing of thousands of unborn babies. Anne. You will have to answer for that. George R. Tiller is saving a seat for you. It's cozy warm.

Anne Pritchett. Be advised. We bestow this title on you not as a act of prestige and honor. We award you this title as the most disgusting,  despicable person we have had the displeasure of coming into contact in all of 2010.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 06:21:21 PM »
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 06:28:57 PM »
This is one Dumbass that I wouldn't mind see getting TS'd. I cannot think of one redeeming trait that would make her worthy of any showing of affection or emotion while she is on her death bed.

As I was saying about the DUmbshit WilliamPitt earlier today, primitives like these are the poster children for why the DLC pays Skinner to keep em' penned up on the Island.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2010, 06:31:16 PM »
Frank, et al, I say this again--it's not so much what she's done over the course of this year, although her screeds are in many ways a damming indictment of the liberal mindset.  I would submit that her placement at the top of the throne is more to the fact that she has done what she has like so many have before for so long.  And like previous "classic" DUmmies, like Pam, TiT, and so on, I foresee her doing as so many other top-tier primitives have done before--flaming out in a spectacular fashion, either never to return, or do so on a much subdued scale.

As with all who live too fast, too far out of their element, eventually, something's just gotta give.  She'll say something so far out that even the denizens of the DUmp won't be able to let it slide, ala TiT and the Pittstain, and end up where so many of her cohorts have ended up, in the virtual graveyard, banned from their little musty corner of the Internetz far before they should have gone.  Oh, their physical beings might go on, but their virtual ones, their souls, their essences, will be hollow shells in the vapor, ghosts in the machine, as it were.

And as their virtual beings are exposed for the hollow wastes they are, so shall their physical apparitions.  Sadly, we all know people like this, and pity them, but don't--most of their pain and suffering is self-imposed.

So, Anne, as earlier stated by others, you're #1, but it's not a list on which you should aspire to reside.  Don't gloat, don't cheer, don't think that simply because we reside on the opposite side of the political spectrum as you that this is somehow a badge of honor for you to wear.  You have this bestowed upon you because you are a vile, hateful, vindictive, venal, base, petty little woman, and those you touch are worse for it.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2010, 06:36:36 PM »
And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.

What? when did this happen?   :whatever:

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2010, 06:37:44 PM »
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2010, 06:38:01 PM »
What? when did this happen?   :whatever:

About the same time we found out that Bobo the Hobo was homeless.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2010, 06:45:33 PM »
I noticed that Proud2BlibKansan was featured here a lot in 2010.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2010, 06:47:53 PM »
I have to agree with you. She is the poster child for the psychotic nature of DU.
Hate infects everything they do, build, or say. Its no wonder most primitives live on psychiatric drugs. They have no outlet for the hate that constantly builds up in them. This hate drives a wedge between them and all other human interaction: they have separated from their own families, their friends, even been fired from work because of the hate that so defines progressives today. In the end the hate will kill them before their time. The human body isn't made to contain this much hate.

Further they project that hate upon everyone else. Primitives cannot comprehend that conservatives do not lie awake at knight gritting our teeth, seething in impotent rage. Like Frank said, We may dislike Obama and Pelosi and we may work to defeat them. but such all encompassing hate is simply not a part of conservative life. Of course they are blind to that, they define any disagreement/competition as a hate crime.

The objects of progressive hate is very instructive. They hate those who disagree, especially those who disagree in public. They cannot tolerate any competition in the area of ideas. They hate those who succeed. They hate all the little people who will not do as they are told. They hate free speech and will use every opportunity to squash it. But most informative of all is the hatred they have to people of faith, Christians and Jews.  

Its not that progressives are atheists. No. They have a god, and its government. The democrat heaven is one where the all caring govt gives them all they need and more. Christians and Jews are threats because we won't fall and worship this new socialist god. Further we teach others terrible things like right and wrong, homosexuality is a sin, that bad people go to hell. Christians and Jews will not instantly obey all socialist dictates. We shine the light of truth upon liberal evil. That's why they hate us.

Its great to laugh at DU, but this hateful bitch demonstrates why we watch them. DU is a haven for evil. We've already see the violence, its only a matter of time before one of them kills somebody.


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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2010, 07:02:02 PM »
Everyone has their own criteria for DUmmy of the year and as I explained before the vileness and worthlessness of this useless piece of putrid shit qualifies her as a symbol for everything wrong liberalism has inflicted on this country.

I hope you post this at FR which has for better or worse a much larger audience then here so folks living in areas that are paying taxes to support her can see what they are getting for their money.

Anne of the Pritchetts...middle aged bitter harpy,parasite of the public dollar and DUmmy of the year.

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2010, 07:07:12 PM »
And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.

Nooooo she's got the shits. She just wishes it was cancer.

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2010, 07:08:52 PM »
Must have eaten at Golden Corral.

That always happens to me when I go there.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2010, 07:16:30 PM »
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If there's any milk of human kindness in her, it's sour.

Love this line Frank, and I am going to steal it. 

I have to say that I was hoping it was this wretched poor excuse for a human being who won this honor this year.   No one is more deserving in my eyes.

Nice summary Frank, and honorable mention to Sparky for his commentary.   





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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 07:17:45 PM »
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2010, 07:20:18 PM »
Must have eaten at Golden Corral.

That always happens to me when I go there.

Even the rolls?  That was the only reason I ever went there.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2010, 07:23:36 PM »
I honestly don't remember.  Maybe it was the pot roast that did me in.  It's all a hazy memory of pain and cramps.
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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2010, 07:24:19 PM »
Both 2009 and 2010 Top DUmmies are Kansans. Wichita is home of the 2009 DUmmy Of The Year, Pam Dawson, who loudly and proudly claims to be a "chemo" patient, but for some non-malignant gut malady.

This year's Top DUmmy lives in Kansas City.

Both DUmmies personify organized labor in the classroom.

It's strange. Kansas is, in the main, a decent and civilized state. No less strange is the number of raving moonbat lunatics from Nebraska.


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Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2010, 07:43:38 PM »
Further they project that hate upon everyone else. Primitives cannot comprehend that conservatives do not lie awake at knight gritting our teeth, seething in impotent rage. Like Frank said, We may dislike Obama and Pelosi and we may work to defeat them. but such all encompassing hate is simply not a part of conservative life. Of course they are blind to that, they define any disagreement/competition as a hate crime.

The objects of progressive hate is very instructive. They hate those who disagree, especially those who disagree in public. They cannot tolerate any competition in the area of ideas. They hate those who succeed. They hate all the little people who will not do as they are told. They hate free speech and will use every opportunity to squash it. But most informative of all is the hatred they have to people of faith, Christians and Jews.

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