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DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« on: December 25, 2010, 08:14:27 PM »
The hopelessly alcoholic Pitt is thrilled. One of his blogs has been quoted by the lunatic leftist bombthrower Michael Moore. This is Pitt's closest encounter with fame since the memorable bouncy describing his pathetic imaginary advances being rebuffed by Kevin Spacey :
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WilliamPitt  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-25-10 08:33 PM
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Michaeel Moore quoted my Christmas article in his Christmas message.  
 And yes, I'm freaking out.

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http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mike-friends-blog/mer...

A Merry Christmas to All
By Michael Moore

Hey Everyone,

I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas (or a Merry Everything) and hope you are all well today.

Here's a good thought from the writer William Rivers Pitt:

"Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got nailed to a tree for daring to tell people to be kind to one another. If you have two cloaks, He said, give one away. Remember those who have less than you, be charitable, be good, be merciful."

Hear, hear.

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The original: http://www.truth-out.org/all-i-want-christmas66195

Freaking. Out.
This only goes to show how far out on the irrelevant lunatic fringe Michael Moore truly is. He reads truth-out!?!

Poor, stupid Beth, chiming in from her mom's little camper out there in the dark California desert, is excited by the drunkard Pitt's brush with celebrity. The closest poor, stupid Beth has come to celebrity was drug addict Doug, the comedy club failure.
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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-25-10 08:34 PM
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1. Good job, Will!


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Lasher  (1000+ posts)      Sat Dec-25-10 08:40 PM
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8. K&R you famous guy,
I knew ye when ye wasn't nothin'. Well actually I didn't but that's fun to say. Congrats, and merry Christmas Day to you and yours.

Don't get too excited, DUmmy Lasher, Pitt is still just another unemployed alcoholic living off his mother.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2010, 08:21:22 PM »
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this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got nailed to a tree for daring to tell people to be kind to one another.

Wee Willie stole that from Douglas Adams in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2010, 08:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 25, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Wee Willie stole that from Douglas Adams in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Then they're both wrong.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2010, 08:24:00 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2010, 08:22:36 PM
Then they're both wrong.

At least it was amusing when Adams wrote it.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2010, 08:24:52 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2010, 08:33:40 PM »
I should have looked at the OP... Michael Moore quoting William Pitt in a TruthOut.com article.  It's a trifecta of brain damage.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2010, 08:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 25, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Wee Willie stole that from Douglas Adams in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

You are right! Great catch!
Douglas Adams:  "two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people"
Alcoholic Pitt:      "to commemorate a guy who got nailed to a tree for daring to tell people to be kind to one another"

DUmmies have been tombstoned for plagiarism, but only for plagiarizing another DUmmy. But if a lurking DUmmy wanted to get al ittle street cred at the DUmp by blowing the whistle on Pitt, it would be great.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2010, 08:54:54 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2010, 08:33:40 PM
I should have looked at the OP... Michael Moore quoting William Pitt PLAGIARIZING in a TruthOut.com article.  It's a trifecta of brain damage.

FIFY.  And the fact that Fat Boy doesn't even recognize it makes it all the more hilarious.

Too bad Mr. Adams wasn't still alive to sue...oh, the irony.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2010, 09:05:00 PM »
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21. Mister Douglass Adams
   
Would like to have a word with you for plagiarizing his word, if he wasn't dead. For shame, Mister Pitt. For shame.

Oh, shit.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2010, 09:05:50 PM »
Uh oh.  Someone's gonna lose a mole.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2010, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 25, 2010, 09:05:00 PM
Oh, shit.
That post won't last for long, but at least the Nobel committee can stand down.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2010, 09:08:44 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2010, 09:05:50 PM
Uh oh.  Someone's gonna lose a mole.

Tragic, really... :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2010, 10:16:14 PM »
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35. The Adams quote IS similar...
   
but google A guy nailed to a tree, guy got nailed to a tree, and a few others and look at the number of hits...enough variety there that I give Will the benefit of the doubt and congratulate you for thrilling their little hearts over at the conservative cave (I refuse to publish links for sites like that) where they are quoting you and bashing Will...

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36. I'm being quoted...
   
by Rethuglicans? Great. There goes my day.

 :lmao: :lmao:

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33. Good eye.   Updated at 8:33 PM
   
"Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright." - Sam Seborn

I ain't great, but I definitely nabbed the line.
   

I have read Douglas Adams and, you sir are no Douglas Adams.

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25. You are the most famous DUer that we know of. Why so surprised? Great quote.

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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2010, 12:15:44 AM »
So the drunken plagiarist admitted his plagiarism as if it were nothing, and then tried to start a conversation about football. That in a nutshell illustrates Pitt's writing talent.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2010, 02:22:56 AM »
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.....congratulate you for thrilling their little hearts over at the conservative cave (I refuse to publish links for sites like that) where they are quoting you and bashing Will...

Yeah, right, the primitive "refuses" to put up the link.

The primitive knows that by putting up a link to here, the primitive's put down by my fellow alum.

There's a difference between "refuses to" and "dares not."

Coward.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2010, 08:26:21 AM »
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...enough variety there that I give Will the benefit of the doubt

Of course you will.

Now stay on your knees, open your mouth, and keep bobbing up and down.  You're not through yet.

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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2010, 09:40:45 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2010, 09:05:50 PM
Uh oh.  Someone's gonna lose a mole.

Ah, well, at 11 posts, it's worth it and I'm glad our unidentified subterranean agent popped that particular bubble...or lanced that boil.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2010, 10:22:36 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 25, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Tragic, really... :whistling:


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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2010, 07:51:23 AM »
Oh you have got to be kidding me.  I rowed over to have a peek.  They did not delete the NH posts. 

Everybody is fawning all over The Drunk, saying "you're so famous!!!11!!" and the like.  And I saw how he changed the subject to football when he was nabbed.  How lame can you get? 
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2010, 08:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 27, 2010, 07:51:23 AM
Oh you have got to be kidding me.  I rowed over to have a peek.  They did not delete the NH posts. 

Everybody is fawning all over The Drunk, saying "you're so famous!!!11!!" and the like.  And I saw how he changed the subject to football when he was nabbed.  How lame can you get?  

His next book, to be out soon, is entitled "Peace and War"....... :-)
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2010, 08:35:05 AM »
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33. Good eye.   Updated at 8:33 PM
   
"Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright." - Sam Seborn

I ain't great, but I definitely nabbed the line.

Now you're quoting a FICTIONAL CHARACTER?  :thatsright: :mental:
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2010, 09:36:09 AM »
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"Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got nailed to a tree for daring to tell people to be kind to one another. If you have two cloaks, He said, give one away. Remember those who have less than you, be charitable, be good, be merciful."

I'm having a hard time finding where it says to forcefully take someone else's extra cloak, give it to another person, and then claim credit for your "good" deed.

Now, if you really want to have a discussion on charity, get off your f'n high horse and let's HAVE a discussion on charity:

Conservatives More Liberal Givers

...because charity isn't taking from one, to give to another. That is theft, plain and simple.
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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2010, 09:53:38 AM »
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Michaeel Moore quoted my Christmas article in his Christmas message. 
 And yes, I'm freaking out.

Oh really, now?????

I spent four years writing for a highly-rated television show that has been nominated for a variety of awards, including eleven Primetime Emmy Awards (two wins), seven Golden Globe Awards (two wins), seven Screen Actors Guild Awards (one win), twelve Satellite Awards (seven wins), thirteen Saturn Awards (five wins), two PGA Awards, two TCA Awards (one win), five WGA Awards, a Peabody Award, and it was selected twice by the American Film Institute as one of the top ten best television programs of the year.

Suck my d*ck, you miserable little shit.

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Re: DUmmy Pitt Has A Literary Breakthrough - Nobel Prize Committee On Alert
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2010, 10:00:17 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 27, 2010, 09:53:38 AM
Oh really, now?????

I spent four years writing for a highly-rated television show that has been nominated for a variety of awards, including eleven Primetime Emmy Awards (two wins), seven Golden Globe Awards (two wins), seven Screen Actors Guild Awards (one win), twelve Satellite Awards (seven wins), thirteen Saturn Awards (five wins), two PGA Awards, two TCA Awards (one win), five WGA Awards, a Peabody Award, and it was selected twice by the American Film Institute as one of the top ten best television programs of the year.

Suck my d*ck, you miserable little shit.



You're aren't upset that the DUmmies give Pittstain more accolades that you get here are you?   :-)
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