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Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« on: December 24, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
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A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated. ...


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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2010, 04:08:59 PM »
You know, you can live a lot of things down.  Murder, terrorism, eating someone's brains for dinner...  There is no way this guy will ever live this down.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2010, 04:15:41 PM »
Mouse in his rectum?  What's his DU name? 
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 06:05:36 PM »
A patient came to our Hospital in the 80's with a hair curler that got stuck way up in his rectum.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 06:06:26 PM »
Some guys will f*** anything. :p
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 06:17:00 PM »
Which was drugged, the burglar or the mouse?
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 07:27:28 PM »
Quote from: olde north church on December 24, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Which was drugged, the burglar or the mouse?
:lmao: :rotf:
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2010, 08:29:45 PM »
I'll bet he was SQUEAKY clean once they got the mouse out.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2010, 09:41:52 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 24, 2010, 06:06:26 PM
Some guys will f*** anything. :p

And sometimes anything will f*** some guys...
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2010, 10:25:14 PM »
Things like this is one reason I never became a cop or CSI type of person. Imagin having to report to the scene after someone had shot this clown and you had found him like that?
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2010, 03:49:41 AM »
What? His date was to cheap buy him a gerbil.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2010, 04:06:15 AM »
Guess it's a good thing he's been practicing to be a good prison wife.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2010, 05:26:48 AM »
Hanging from his butt was a tailing sign.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2010, 06:16:06 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 24, 2010, 08:29:45 PM
I'll bet he was SQUEAKY clean once they got the mouse out.
If only it could speak, I bet it would have a a tale to tell.
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Re: Burglary call leads to drugged, naked man found with mouse in rectum
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2010, 06:38:54 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 24, 2010, 10:25:14 PM
Things like this is one reason I never became a cop or CSI type of person. Imagin having to report to the scene after someone had shot this clown and you had found him like that?

Forget the perp never being able to live it down--the cop would never be able to live it down! :fuelfire:

And, he's probably scared mouseless shitless of ***** . . . cats . . . he'll do wonderful in prison.
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