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um....perhaps Thor should separate part of this thread out and move it to the Short Bus...so it can go back to a congratulatory thread to Sgt Snugs.....instead of the sexual exploits of the CC Males....just a thought...
Oh, come on now--why not expose our horndogness to the white-hot light of reality? Step one and all that, dontcha know...
I agree wholeheartedly, deb.....These old, filthy, military guys just don't know when to keep quiet in proper company!!!!
Just don't burn yourself in the process....mmmmmkay???
Jesus, I love you guys.That is all.
Why, you typical monster!!!!!Deb likes me better than you, cause you're an evil, old, uncouth cuss!!!!!
HNC...you do know that Sparky is younger than you? Thor is the old one.
Not quite, darlin'.....
Yeah, but by the time you joined the Army, I was already in the Med (or at least getting ready for it).......
I took my first oath of enlistment on 17 Jan 75. IIRC, you were still in high school - or lookin' to score your first liplock - whichever came last.
Stop it, man--I'm gonna get in a whole shitload of trouble when certain people see this.
Ahh, must have "misremembered"....... I took my first oath of enlistment 17 Feb 75, to ship out in July 75...
"Misremembered" my ass! Bitchslapped for trying to out-old an old guy! Ahem. Let me also add that I just didn't take my oath of enlistment and go back home to mommy for six months. I took that enlistment oath and went right to basic training. That means I was done with what you sailor boys call "A" school and workin' in my job when you came up out of mommy's basement and trundled off to boot camp, ya jackwagon!!
Well, because you ARE OLD, I decided that finishing high school was somewhat important........ Ohhh, and there are few basements in Texas...
Okay, call it mommy's crawlspace. Or your room. Whatever suits your fancy.
at least I wasn't a freakin COOK!!!
Thats...Because...You...Were...Hangin'...Out...In...Mommy's...Crawlspace. Can't.Stop.Laughing........
and ...... pray tell, what, exactly did you DO while YOU were completing high school?? For the record, I was rarely home that year.....
smokin' dope in the parkin' lot, of course! I worked full time right after high school for six months, then enlisted. But during the school year, I partied. And puked on my shoes.
Lightweight.......
Why, hello there! I'm a shameless freak...have we met????