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That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« on: December 23, 2010, 04:21:02 PM »
Got my orders today. I'm an E-5.

Apart from my Expert Field Medic Badge this is the proudest mark of my service I've ever worn.

But it is also the heaviest. It certainly feels heavier than any rucksack ever could.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 04:23:17 PM »
Congrats. :cheersmate:

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 04:28:49 PM »
Most proud for you!  :cheersmate:

Sgt Bunny, thank you for your service.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 04:39:42 PM »
Great news!

Congratulations! 
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 05:07:02 PM »
Got my orders today. I'm an E-5.

Apart from my Expert Field Medic Badge this is the proudest mark of my service I've ever worn.

But it is also the heaviest. It certainly feels heavier than any rucksack ever could.

Congrats SGT~!
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 05:11:35 PM »
Congrats, MSB...... commence the hazing.......
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 05:25:44 PM »
Congrats, MSB...... commence the hazing.......
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 05:31:26 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 05:35:50 PM »
Got my orders today. I'm an E-5.

Apart from my Expert Field Medic Badge this is the proudest mark of my service I've ever worn.

But it is also the heaviest. It certainly feels heavier than any rucksack ever could.

Congrats! 

With great power comes great responsibility - DON'T **** IT UP!  :-)

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 05:39:43 PM »
I was told there would be boobeez

You were lied to........
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 05:40:53 PM »
                HOW WONDERFUL SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny!!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!!


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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 05:41:36 PM »
Congrats! :cheersmate:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 06:27:12 PM »
I'll See Your Jihad and Raise You One Crusade

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 06:36:26 PM »
Congrats!!!!!!

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 06:37:26 PM »
Wouldn't that be "Sgt. ATTACK Bunny?" :p

Congradulations on the ranking, SGT MSB. Very happy for you. :cheersmate:

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 07:22:53 PM »
Hearty congratulations on your hard stripes, SGT Bunny!!!  :cheersmate:

In celebration thereof, I present a video with which to torment our bunny-hating colleague. Enjoy...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUU_oOBZKko[/youtube]

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 08:06:29 PM »
Congrats Sergeant Bunny! :usflag:

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 08:08:23 PM »
Congrats enjoy it
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 09:57:51 PM »
Jeeze, about time, innit?






Just kidding...congrats!
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2010, 09:29:53 AM »
Holy crap--someone on this board I STILL outrank!

J/K man, congratulations!
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2010, 10:13:00 AM »
Jeeze, about time, innit?

Just kidding...congrats!
Actually, that has been one of my regrets. When I jacked-up my shoulder it took 15 months to get through rehab and back to my MOS school.

No MOS, no promo.

It was also quite weird going back to AIT while wearing an EFMB and learning one of the cadre had just bolo'ed her 8th attempt at the badge.

Holy crap--someone on this board I STILL outrank!

Oh Sparky.

To me you will always be more rank.

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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2010, 12:16:18 PM »
Bugs Bunny and Easter Bunny promoted you in the never ending war.

Congratulations!
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2010, 12:37:31 PM »
Holy crap--someone on this board I STILL outrank!

J/K man, congratulations!

I'm an E-6 USMC SSgt. Do you outrank me?  :-)
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2010, 03:47:16 PM »
I'm an E-6 USMC SSgt. Do you outrank me?  :-)

Nope--same paygrade, or at least I was.

Shitty thing about serving in Clintoon's Navy.  I made ET1 in just under 6 years, and for the next 6, that's where I stayed.  Took the CPO exam 3 times.  Board Eligible every time.  Problem was, in my NEC there were about 225-250 ET1's (3363--Submarine Reactor Operator-Supervisor) going up for CPO each year.

The numbers for CPO each year went from 22, to 12, to 8 the last year I took the exam.  To make matters worse, at the time (and probably still the case) if you had less than 12 years in, you were considered "early select", and no more than 10 percent of the CPO's selected could be early, meaning I had about zip-point-shit chance of putting on khakis. 

I didn't see things improving, I was newly married, and someone waved a check that was roughly triple what I was making at the time in my face.

Not a hard choice for me.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2010, 06:34:11 PM »
Aw..... SSB, I am so proud of you!  You deserve it, for sure.
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