First Family’s Holiday Vacation Threatened By – Ugh – Leaking SewagePoor President Obama. The guy can get as far away from Washington DC as possible but he still can’t avoid being surrounded by crap. Massive rainstorms in Hawaii have caused sewage leaks all over paradise and right in the area that the Obamas are staying. Looks like, instead of a white Christmas, they’re going to have a…oh, I can’t even finish that sentence.
Alright, lets have at it, everyone. The president’s idyllic vacation is being encroached upon by tons of human waste. Clearly this is a metaphor for something. I’ll leave it up to you all to come up with the best one. Personally, I’d go with something involving the 2012 election. Mostly because (could it get any better?) Mitt Romney’s down there too.
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Ok, I'll say it ...
They'll be okay because, turds float. 