Well, this is obviously a racist right-wing plot to drown all of them 'Messicans' that Boooosh hates so much..
Not my plan at all.....
I was put in charge of the VRWC weather machine for a week while someone (? don't know who) went on vacation. I was toying with it, snow up north, cold in the south, etc, when I got the bright idea of how to fix the illegal alien problem.
I was thinking that since we can't deport 'em back to Mexico, why not float 'em back. You know, large storm, lot of rain, high water, deep, fast running water. I thought all the Mexicans would hop on an inner tube and try to ride out the flood, get washed back to Mexico, you know....Just one little problem....tubeless tires.
Yep, a shortage of inner tubes defeated my brillant plans.
Damn! Cars, trucks, farm equipment, earth moving equipment, all have tubeless tires now.....Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Who's in charge of the weather machine next week? I'd like to get an accurate long range forecast from them.