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HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« on: December 22, 2010, 10:46:28 PM »
Sorry Ptari - I love ya maaaan and your schtick...please NEVER let it die BUTT...apparently I have a disorder...I just have to do this:








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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 10:55:19 PM »
You like don't ya? You just unleashed the atomic bomb here.















ALL BUNNIES MUST ****ING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE FILTHY WANKEROUS BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL BUNNIES ARE SODOMITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD STILL HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE NATURE'S FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ARE MURDERING VERMINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL BUNNIES MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD WILL UNLEASH HIS WRATH ON BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





We need mobile gassing trucks to kill bunnies and rid the planet of these beasts!!!!!!!!
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 11:04:30 PM »
Oh good lord - the tears are streaming down my face...Rocky II is on EPIX1 HD and I am emotionally compromised.

Sorry...the comedic relief is epic!
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 11:13:40 PM »
Signing up here was worth it for stuff like this. I lol'd  :rotf:
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 11:28:32 PM »
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 07:50:44 AM »
I love you guys!!!!   :bawl:   :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 08:49:04 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on December 22, 2010, 11:04:30 PM
Oh good lord - the tears are streaming down my face...Rocky II is on EPIX1 HD and I am emotionally compromised.

Sorry...the comedic relief is epic!

My stomach got cramps from laughing so hard.  I had to laugh on the inside, because I didn't want to take time to explain to people why I am laughing. 

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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 09:02:00 AM »
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 09:23:15 AM »
Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill?  Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 23, 2010, 09:23:15 AM
Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill?  Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.

Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!

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PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught....   :-)
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 09:40:38 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 23, 2010, 09:26:42 AM
PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught....   :-)

mama's gonna hunt you down, dude!  :lmao:
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 09:50:40 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 23, 2010, 09:26:42 AM
Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught....   :-)

Mordor!  Julia Stiles!!!!!

I can't take it anymore!

I need a gargantuan  :lmao: because that doesn't even do it justice!!!!

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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 10:09:20 AM »
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Oh my Lord.

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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 12:03:04 PM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 23, 2010, 09:26:42 AM
Jesus H. Christ, woman...I'M SORRY THEY CAST JULIA STILES!!!!!!!

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

PS - Now's the part when I tell mamacags they're going to bring her back middle of Season 6 to rescue Dexter before his life falls apart and he ends up getting caught....   :-)

You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade?  The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car?  The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood?  With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies?  Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!   
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 12:18:31 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 23, 2010, 12:03:04 PM
You know those crazy people who end up on the news because they are on some sort of insane personal crusade?  The ones that have duct tape, orange spray paint, a 1" knife, a box of tacks, and a toilet plunger in the trunk of their car?  The ones who are screaming about the end of the world (and the root cause being Julia Stiles)on the corner of some hooker hangout in Hollywood?  With their underwear over their clothes and chola eyebrows drawn in with 1/4" wide sharpies?  Yeah, that will totally be my ass if they do that shit!   

You gotta stop!!  I can't breathe.

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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 12:25:49 PM »
This topic was the inspiration for my new avatar. Enjoy  :wink:
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 12:35:51 PM »


She's kinda cute.  What are we upset about again?  I lost track.
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 12:49:42 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 23, 2010, 12:35:51 PM


She's kinda cute.  What are we upset about again?  I lost track.

Chris, you are a very bad man. 

I think Mama will give you a run for your money.  I think she can out-rage Ptarmy.  Serious.  You best watch your back.
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 01:55:51 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 23, 2010, 09:02:00 AM


And bunnies are incompetent at security. They will never get me.
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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2010, 01:56:53 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 23, 2010, 12:49:42 PM
Chris, you are a very bad man.  

I think Mama will give you a run for your money.  I think she can out-rage Ptarmy.  Serious.  You best watch your back.

Au contraire. Mama rage is directed at a TV show casting. Mine is because bunnies kill ptarmigans.
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2010, 01:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 23, 2010, 01:56:53 PM
Au contraire. Mama rage is nothing compared to mine. Mine is because bunnies kill ptarmigans.

Sounds like a throwdown to me.  Fair rivals and all that. 
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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2010, 04:41:34 PM »
My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites.  The root of all evil=Julia Stiles.  I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life!  Everything she touches turns to shit.  After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me.  After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain.  Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile.  Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out.  Where are they now!??!  The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!!  You people just don't know.  Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious! 

Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city.  They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004.  It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2010, 04:43:44 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 23, 2010, 04:41:34 PM
My rage is because Julia Stiles taught bunnies to be sodomites.  The root of all evil=Julia Stiles.  I didn't like her before she scrunched up her stupid face and ruined Dexter's life!  Everything she touches turns to shit.  After she was on Bourne Identity, Matt Damon opened his mouth, spewed liberal bullshit and ruined a ton of movies for me.  After 10 Things I Hate About You, Heath Ledger had to turn to drugs to dull his pain.  Julia Roberts was one of the top actresses ever until Mona Lisa Smile.  Look at the cast of Down To You, every one of them were at the top of their game when that movie came out.  Where are they now!??!  The Omen, well look who she starred in that one with SATAN!!!!!!!  You people just don't know.  Someday when the truth comes out you will all cower in shame at having denied the obvious! 

Lockerbee Scottland.... the crash site was EXACTLY over where Julia Stiles' great grandmother was born.
San Francisco 1906... Julia Stiles' great great grandfather opens his potions shop over an Indian graveyard
London 1666... The first Stiles, Edbert, opens a crack to the pits of hell and unleashes demons all over the city.  They called it the Great Fire to hide the fact that Satan's minions destroyed yet another city!
Ireland 1845... The Stiles family plants its newest type of potato called "The Julia" and ends up causing a famine that killed millions!
Julia Stiles looked at the ocean on December 26, 2004.  It caused a tsunami that killed over 250,000 people. :argh:

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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2010, 04:54:33 PM »
I like Julia Stiles.

The Bourne Identity sucked because the writer/director of that crapfest had no idea how to make a movie out of such a compelling character and transport him post-cold war, And, quite frankly, shouldn't have bothered.

Plus, Julia Stiles invented shants.
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Re: HA HA HA - Ptarmigan is gonna be pi**ed!!!
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2010, 06:43:19 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 23, 2010, 09:23:15 AM
Wonder where they found that many bunnies to kill?  Probably massing inside the gates of Mordor or at Julia Stiles' house.


 :rotf:

You are killing me with the love you are giving Stiles!!! 

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